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✎ Trying to write.

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My toxic trait is starting a story with “long story short” and then telling the longest story you’ve ever heard

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@HinckleyJrJr Sign me up

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@unktions Thanks, Zach! No pain, no gain I guess. Lol

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Here’s a poem I wrote about breaking my leg on Father’s Day while playing pickle.

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@DonVanDolt Fantastic news! Well deserved 👏👏👏

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@DonVanDolt Instant buy.

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@mt_barrios I had it like 20 times while in Palestine and never got tired of it. It delivers on every front.

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@michael_asmus LOL. That's funny...these books look exactly like my ad-hoc tofu press.

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@NicholasMcD I wonder if the before-peeling folks wash their bananas first, too?

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@mt_barrios I feel seen 🥹

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Someday I’ll be a bouillonaire. Then I’ll be souper rich.

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@DonVanDolt Congrats!

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@JosephPera Thanks for adding a Belfast stop, Joe! See you there!

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@RELEVANT You're probably spelling all wrong.