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a nice mean girl » @parkerbutspamy

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Caution: This user is highly compelling, strikingly beautiful, and discreetly manipulative.

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I only like poor men when I’m the one who made them poor

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It’s Saturday and if you’re scrolling this side of twitter instead of being with your wife/gf….. well your relationship is already doomed so you might as well be reckless with me!

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The tingle between my legs caused by connecting two large sections of my puzzle ughhhh

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@roweruins Anything for you

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Spying is such a strong word.

> I need your location so I know you’re safe!
> I control your login info and schedule because I can manage your life better than you can!
> I put cameras in your home so I can make sure you’re behaving!

So is it really spying or just love?

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I’ve made the executive decision that boys are no longer allowed to exist unless they find a pretty, spoiled girl to own them :)

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Something you can easily understand: Dumb boy send while hot girl walk.

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@AlsikkanTV The effects in this scene are literally so amazing

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She’s a 10 but she’s basically a cult leader

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@moneyromantic YUMMM

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Carrot dangling but it’s just me saying you can finish for another 1k. Don’t you wanna be my cute bunny boy? 🕳️🐇

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Isn’t it crazy how you meet somebody on the internet and then they become the most important person in your life? No like that’s actually crazy.

But crazy is good for you :)

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@PopBase Good for her. I hate him lol

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@PopBase I’m so READY

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I know a bunch of losers woke up instantly hot and bothered thinking about me! So clearly we know I’m about to make a bag + another <3

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It’s absolutely normal to become obsessed and codependent with me. Having even a single thought that doesn’t revolve around pleasing me is really unhealthy….

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@PopBase Uhuhhhh

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Am I evil or do I just know how to use my attributes to my advantage and your detriment?

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@DiscussingFilm FINALLY, the truth comes out

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@popbackupp Whoever designed these shoes is into feet fr