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@WWE @WWEUsos 🤮🤮🤮

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@WWE @WWEUsos Awful

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@wrestlingsdeity @WrestlingHumble @Mixedamericann2 I had forgotten all about this. That would make too much sense

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@laytonjennings5 @RealLAKnight Just saw the “I don’t do warning shots” promo with Roman too. No way they don’t call back to this

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@Jwrasslintakes Let a delusional fan think they’re gonna put Knight over and start a feud with a returning Punk for the HWC

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@jameyvinnick9 @MarinerMuse Which would you prefer to occupy a rotation spot over a whole season?

Option 1: 126IP, 4.21 ERA, 91 ERA+
Option 2: 166IP, 3.35 ERA, 120 ERA+
Option 3: 131IP, 3.44 ERA, 111 ERA+

Don’t know about you but I prefer more innings and less runs over FIP math.

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@Gh0ulKnight @ATTITUDEeraDUDE “If I faced myself I’d be looking in a mirror” he’s simply too good off the cuff. Need him and Punk in a big feud for that reason alone, the promos would be other worldly.

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@T0THEFL0WERS @schneiderbrett9 @JustinMLB The guy who caught 4 no-nos, was a Schilling shake off away from a 5th must’ve sucked at preparing the pitching staff + catchers to call games. That’s what we’re going with?

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@insanedms smartphOWNED

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@arielhelwani R3 was a toss up but I give slight edge to Strick. R1+4 for Chimaev, R2+5 for Strick

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@eternalclassic_ Kinda bars

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@QueenToto87 Unchosen

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@Steve_Perrault Wish we had a certain manager who’d get tossed for lighting up the ump crew right now

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@mattalecgold @Thomas_hook @xfiq70 I took it as Hook implying if the sport is unwatchable *without* full per-player color customization, maybe you were never interested in the game. Still fair to consider it a boomer take but you got the wrong message.

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@GimmickSlop One of my favorite tropes is “alright guys i had to use a super secret burner account” then proceeding to detail a hyper-specific situation that applies to very few people

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@HughGriffin2 Someone doesn’t know interchange fees and processor markups can take 3% away from small businesses

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@BOSSportsGordo And ran halfway up the stairs to the concourse

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@ladyredsoxxx Yeah my stepdad called me right away lol

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@BenJNissim It’s actually hilarious