Mark Cade

Joined this hellhole because of COVID. I hate this place, but it's useful. Didn't realize how fucking stupid everyone here is. I thought I knew, but I DID NOT.

[Mark Cade @parkerrice00]

@Mike_writer @DKalagian34870 @Not_the_Bee This chick wasn't too mad about how her doctor was dressed.

https://t.co/qitD9ynNNi

[Mark Cade @parkerrice00]

@Not_the_Bee The answer to what would Zeus do is invariably either have sex with it or kill it with lightning.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

https://t.co/MlIKklPSJT

[Mark Cade @parkerrice00]

@medennis3467 @TheBabylonBee It would be even more amusing if you knew anything about genetics.

[Mark Cade @parkerrice00]

@BabylonBeePod You had ONE JOB.

[Mark Cade @parkerrice00]

@Trickywii @Yoruchani I'm more concerned about her back than whether she's breaking Twitch T.O.S.

[Mark Cade @parkerrice00]

@KevinParker369 @TheBabylonBee Waldo?

[Mark Cade @parkerrice00]

@TweetsByBritt Georgia, S.C, Florida, and basically all the southern states need this.

[Mark Cade @parkerrice00]

@wenken219 @hodgetwins @itsJeffTiedrich "Gender Queer"? For one.

[Mark Cade @parkerrice00]

@MindyB12 @hodgetwins @itsJeffTiedrich Have you not heard of "Gender Queer"? It literally has a blowjob scene visually depicted, among several other pretty explicit shit.

[Mark Cade @parkerrice00]

@TheRockerX @AdrianneCurry @Timcast I think you mean: "I don't know either, but Imma be a dick."

[Mark Cade @parkerrice00]

@kevicss @TheBabylonBee @JeremyDBoreing @scrowder I don't think Crowder would do it if he WASN'T in a Speedo.

[Mark Cade @parkerrice00]

@elonmusk I'm naturally a dick, and I don't like it, so I tend to keep my mouth shut. You've gotta particularly inspire me to jump in on something.

[Mark Cade @parkerrice00]

@honestsportz @Timcast You really like riding on Tim's coattails, don't ya?

[Mark Cade @parkerrice00]

@D3VILMANCRYBABY @GenshinImpact Why C1 specifically? I have it and it does legitimately nothing except generate a small amount of energy that isn't even affected by ER.
If you somehow have problems with ER for him, then I'm afraid that C1 isn't gonna fix it.

[Mark Cade @parkerrice00]

@Merryweatherey @aptx9522 @Merrydawg Wow, not what I was expecting. Everyone was convinced she was a dude.

[Mark Cade @parkerrice00]

@BradleyHayes14 @stuyvesantsteve @IMTHELANERD @emily_hoeven @Timcast This happens nearly every year in California.
"Texas lost power just a couple years ago" is not even a fair comparison. If you want to point out a Conservative area that has annual energy problems not caused by natural phenomena (snow storms, earthquakes) by my guest

[Mark Cade @parkerrice00]

@timhansenYT Just keep doing what you're doing, my dude. Family is #1, always. Raise them kids right, and you'll have already done more than most people.

[Mark Cade @parkerrice00]

@06Warlock @honestsportz @Timcast Mute this guy. He's a bot. And if he's not, he's too unintelligent to give a single coherent response.
You're wasting your time.

[Mark Cade @parkerrice00]

@EdB_Ohio @ystly @TodoSantosgirl @ashleykaycromer @brithume Do you have any idea what a meme even is?