parker

Just a 26 year old from VA. Get crazy with the Cheez Whiz.

[parker @parkers269]

How is it not good? It inspires creativity, which in my opinion, the world lacks these days in regards to music. Get off the hater bus.

[J꩜SHH🪿 @aratwithglasses]

this is not good. i hate when games can’t get the licenses for a song so they try to make one that sounds like it but with no substance bc its made for the feeling of the game & not for the art

[parker @parkers269]

So… you’re telling me… Nick Saban DIDN’T create the Power Rangers? 🤔

[parker @parkers269]

Just a reminder that just because you have an opinion doesn’t mean that anybody is gonna listen to it. 🤷‍♂️😂

[Lihito @LihitoPoison]

Just a reminder that GTA 6 has no physical disc and Rockstar is a union buster and they released a $500 edition that includes junk and no game and the game cost $100 so if GTA 6 is successful all this will become normal

This isn’t normal don’t buy GTA 6

[parker @parkers269]

It’s crazy how social media was invented after the 80’s and now in 2026, politics defines friendships and who we like because it’s everywhere because of that same social media. I agree with @Metallica. These days, go to a show to enjoy the music, not to hear political agendas.

[Granite State Libertarian Party @GraniteStateLP]

It's crazy how @Metallica seems to have entirely forgotten about everything the wrote before The Black Album

[parker @parkers269]

It’s as if this Stephen King guy wrote the book. How dare he not like the film. I’ll tell you I don’t hate the movie, but I like the book more. There’s more meat in the book than just “ooh the hotel is spooky”. The hotel is EVIL in the book. The book IS easily better imo.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Well, you know what they say--opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

But that doesn't make it so.

[parker @parkers269]

I’m all about simple horror movies… this one is just plain bad 😂

[EthanSaysStuff @TheNTDOfan]

Part of me feels like #OtherMommy is being thrashed because of the overabundance of people that think they're geniuses for understanding Obsession and now they're too stuck up to enjoy something straightforward

[parker @parkers269]

Say what you want but I firmly believe that Matthew Lillard will win the NBA Finals this year.

[parker @parkers269]

Okay I understand the phot was just used to help with imagery, but… were Sleestaks reptilian after all?

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

JUST IN: UFO whistleblower David Grusch claims U.S. troops shot 7-foot “reptilian” beings found alive at the site of an alleged alien spacecraft crash.

[parker @parkers269]

“HOPEFULLY”?? Hopefully for who exactly?? Customers are only paying these prices for GTA bc it’s the biggest game drop ever. People are calling out of work for this game. Businesses are changing their name for this game for a day. No other game will be this big.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Warhorse Studios' co-founder hopes GTA 6 will enable other games to sell for higher prices

"Hopefully GTA will blaze the trail, and it will allow us to increase the cost"

[parker @parkers269]

Dude it’s GTA… nobody is shocked.

[Nick Eh 30 @NickEh30]

NO. NO. NO…

[parker @parkers269]

Well rainy weather doesn’t always mean “bad day”. For instance, it’s pouring outside, but @KingsOfLeon @youngfollowill @doctorfollowill announced a new album dropping later this year. It’s gonna be a good day.

[parker @parkers269]

Caddyshack, Stripes, Groundhog Day, Scrooged, Literally just about anything Bill Murray was in. The Dead Don’t Die was a flop but I don’t blame him.

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

Without saying Ghostbusters, name a great BILL MURRAY role...

[parker @parkers269]

Happy Birthday @StephenKing!

[parker @parkers269]

Guys it’s not Dan Quinn’s fault. Yes we could’ve gone for the FG instead, but in all honesty, if we look to blame anyone, it’s our center’s fault for stepping on JD. If he didn’t, we might’ve won the game. Dan Quinn, however, just called the play bc JD was great up to that point.

[parker @parkers269]

Commanders are cursed. Plain and simple. Idk what else it could be.

[parker @parkers269]

I’m so hype to see @fosterthepeople in literally just two weeks.

[parker @parkers269]

I want it on the record so that nobody has any doubt. Mace Windu is and always has been my favorite Jedi in Star Wars. His lightsaber is iconic, the character is a tough mf, and how can you not like @SamuelLJackson?

[parker @parkers269]

How do the VMAs still exist now that MTV is done?

[parker @parkers269]

What’s for dinner?

[SHEETZ @sheetz]

If you can't decide what's for dinner just ask us and we'll tell you