alyssa

[alyssa @parkmannnn]

It’s not easy being God’s silliest goose

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

plans for today:

[Miley Nation @MileyNation]

HANNAH MONTANA: 20TH ANNIVERSARY.

2026.

[stickydacat @stickydacat]

Wait a second... Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated? ... Those first letters.. no it can't be...

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

You're telling me a cis teen built this chapel?

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

If you voted for Trump, I don’t judge you for your choice of political party.

I judge you for your lack of morals, ethics, compassion and humanity.

I judge you for your support of racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, treason and fascism.

So will others. So will history.

[alyssa @parkmannnn]

Hey my mom said she could drive us to the Civil War if your mom can pick us up

[katelyn @noitskatelyn]

they should let abby lee miller moderate debates on CNN

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

BREAKING: The bill from Schoolhouse Rock has taken his own life

[maya 🪩 @allmychampagne]

Nickelodeon needs to do a presidential debate like they did for the Super Bowl. Presidential debate live from bikini bottom…. This would be so much more hopeful if I was watching doodlebob draw a mustache on Joe Biden

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

I have officially decided that Ryan Gosling gently punching the guitarist on the chin, kissing the cameraperson's hand, and flirting unabashedly with a bunch of very hunky dancers is the apex of non-toxic masculinity and I love it.

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

if this gets 5k likes we’ll have $5 margs all day on Thursday for National Marg Day

[J. Gatsby @jondls76]

I can never unsee it

[emma @t0tallyh0t]

us: we want justin bieber
usher:

[stephanie! @swiftiestyless]

My white blood cells when I wake up with a sore throat

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Lower Rihanna immediately before the government mistakes her for a spy balloon

[trash jones @jzux]

i am not having a baja blast i am actually kind of having a baja hard time

[alyssa @parkmannnn]

@bigtimerush PLEASE PLAY ELEVATE AT THE DARIEN LAKE CONCERT TOMORROW😭🥺

[alyssa @parkmannnn]

Bad bitches have bad backs