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mmmmmm no

[parmida @parkmeter]

When you reclassify your hectic, irregular eating schedule as “intermittent fasting”

[parmida @parkmeter]

I’m resurfacing my Twitt…sorry, my X?

So, Wingardium Leviosa my Twitt…my X

[Shakira @shakira]

Today at the final of the World Cup, I only hope the players on the field and the whole world remembers that there’s a man and fellow footballer called Amir Nasr, on death row, only for speaking in favor of Women’s rights.

[Omid Memarian @Omid_M]

Iran: the second execution of protesters. #MajidrezaRahnvard, 23 years old. There is no due process; it’s not Justice. It’s pure political revenge. It’s criminal. #MahsaAmini #مهسا_امینی #مجیدرضا_رهنورد #IranRevolution2022

[parmida @parkmeter]

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[jessica flowers @thefontlawyer]

Johnny Depp learns hearsay. ☠️🤣

[parmida @parkmeter]

Thank you @jason_mraz for spending 746 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/3unuy38ikZ

[parmida @parkmeter]

stocks…are…fake

[parmida @parkmeter]

Yo @UMDReslife, my dude, I graduated in 2018

[parmida @parkmeter]

Fast 10. With me. As Dwayne. Instant seller.

[parmida @parkmeter]

I haven't twittered in a while but... https://t.co/ZDrWirJL0I

[parmida @parkmeter]

Me being called “a Raghead” in high school—extremely free speech, patriotic, had it coming honestly.

A YT girl posting a Snapchat after school hours, on a weekend, away from school premises, saying “f*** school”—illegal, disrupting the bonds of democracy itself, edgy.

[parmida @parkmeter]

@Garrett_ftw Oh yes ofc, here u go

[parmida @parkmeter]

Can I have one single crumb of serotonin

[parmida @parkmeter]

@DantesInferno__ Clearly I live under a rock :———)

[parmida @parkmeter]

wait, is it “leave him ON READ” or “leave him UNREAD”

[parmida @parkmeter]

@UniversalPics 👀👀👀👀👀

[parmida @parkmeter]

@DantesInferno__ How do u know tho

[parmida @parkmeter]

Still kind of offended that the cast of the fast and furious franchise including @TheRock have not reached such a level of boredom that they’d want 2 b my friend

[parmida @parkmeter]

@thelatinochild OPI nail polish?

[parmida @parkmeter]

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