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Student. ‼️🗣️let’s go knicks🗣️‼️

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Two score game against FRESNO STATE going into the fourth

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driving under a bridge in the rain, a short story:

FSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........FSHHHHHHHHHHH

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‼️🗣️LANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO🗣️‼️ NO MORE LANDO NOWINS 🙏🙏🙏🙏

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What if they made Sicilian pizza but instead of shaping it like a square, you make it a circle and then you cut it into eighths by 4 symmetrical cuts through the diameter

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When future said “bitches on me, immigration” I felt that. Generational lyricism

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Every actor after collecting the Marvel check

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Elizabeth Olsen is tired of just being known as the Scarlet Witch. https://t.co/cMI4NfGi9V

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Java is removing public static void main string args ☹️☹️☹️

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Mfs be like “I have a chemical imbalance” and cite psychologists and decades of modern research. Like what??? Just do some stoichiometry 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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‼️🗣️KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS🗣️‼️

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If you turn off the lights in the bathroom and say “biracial” three times into the mirror, logic will appear and sing that corny suicide song

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Propaganda is so tough this jfk moon speech so gas

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“Watch” is literally travis and uzi rapping about their Rolex and then kanye comes out of nowhere with a verse about big pharma and his mental state

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There’s a tiny Czech kid who cannot be more than 10 years old who is the most fire basketball player I’ve ever seen in my entire life bro was actually cooking da no exaggeration ong and I can’t wait to look back at this tweet in 10 years when he is a top NBA prospect

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I’m gonna need OG Anu-nobody to step it up in 2024

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Cigarette smoke with a hint of lemongrass 🧐

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Death
Taxes
E90 with broken cup holders

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Decided to start music from the first season. I’m now on Beethoven and it’s starting to get kinda fire 🔥🔥‼️‼️

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Might fuck around and make a Toyota Camry fan page

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Happy New Years. Gonna retire my RJ Barrett jersey in the rafters.

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THANK YOU PISTONS THANK YOU WINGSTOP I CAN FINALLY FEED MY CHILDREN 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏