Parker Sealy

I'm actually hilarious.

[Parker Sealy @Parks326]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 2 Apr 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Parker Sealy @Parks326]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 2 Apr 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Parker Sealy @Parks326]

Socrates moves quick. Do you? Find him hidden in the trailer for a chance to win $1000 in movies from #AtomTickets. Play now & see #AddamsFamily2 in theaters & on demand October 1!  @meettheaddams @atomtickets #TMobileTuesdays #useek  https://t.co/MfGY5zeKPL via @useek_official

[Parker Sealy @Parks326]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 2 Apr 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Parker Sealy @Parks326]

When you live with a chef, every tije you mince ANYTHING this is how you feel. #sheisperfection #iamnot

[Parker Sealy @Parks326]

"This is the CAREN we need"

[Shamann Walton @shamannwalton]

Racist 911 calls are unacceptable that's why I'm introducing the CAREN Act at today’s SF Board of Supervisors meeting. This is the CAREN we need. Caution Against Racially Exploitative Non-Emergencies. #CARENact #sanfrancisco

[Jen Allman @Jen_Allman]

Yeah sex is great, but have you tried arresting and CONVICTING the cops who murdered Breonna Taylor??

[Brian 🇩🇴 @DRPlatanero]

There’s “technical difficulties” with the voting machines in 3 different locations in majority black & brown neighborhoods in Georgia...how convenient is that... #VoterSuppression

[Parker Sealy @Parks326]

@LCRWnews Did the say "police racism?" What is that? Is that a thing? It sounded like they want to make police its own race. Could have misheard. It was right before the white lady said she was scared.

[Parker Sealy @Parks326]

@Reyani_Amariae The fact that people don't understand what you're saying or try to argue is exactly what the problem is. And I am white and know I don't fully understand. That just angers me that someone would try to take away from your point.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The city of London shows its support for the BLM movement with a massive peaceful protest near the US embassy. #BlackLivesMatter #protests2020

[Parker Sealy @Parks326]

Is it bad if after watching 28 weeks later, I'm thinking about all the furniture I have that can be chopped up to board my windows? You never know when this will turn zombie. #COVIDー19 #StayHome #QuarantineLife

[Parker Sealy @Parks326]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 2 Apr 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Parker Sealy @Parks326]

My lyft smells like I'm in a fresh laundry basket. *looks at dryer sheets in car door* oh. #imintoit

[Parker Sealy @Parks326]

@Emilaa_F @darren_bousman Oh my god. Yes.

[Parker Sealy @Parks326]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years (since 2 Apr 2009).
What's your #TwiAge? https://t.co/4AeKlni2PH

[Parker Sealy @Parks326]

@Emilaa_F @SwirlAndVinegar The prices were ridiculous!

[Parker Sealy @Parks326]

I just found a popcorn kernel on my neck.