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27, Nothing that happens here is real and time is a flat circle.

Just know that your opinion couldn't mean less to me.

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@emmitonair Chris Boswell is the most accurate kicker over 50 yards of all time.

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@_MLFootball @DelfonteDiamond Sight?

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@Garrettsmith88 @thedawgspodcast 1) Ben was an asshole but you have to be charged with rape to be found guilty of rape

2) If you spent more time streaming and less time dropping school-girl level fat jokes, maybe you'd have more than 30 followers watching you fail at being an influencer

"Media personality" 🤣

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@thedawgspodcast Pff. Being told your QB is a creep makes you feel "attacked"?

Well... At least you know how those massage therapists felt.

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@thedawgspodcast "He wasn't found guilty. Therefore, he's morally sound" is a much lazier way of thinking.

Even if all of the 24 women who accused Deshaun were sex-workers who accepted money for sex. I would still think Deshaun is a huge creep. He doesn't have to be a criminal to be disgusting.

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@Morbidful Pretty confident we all know what happened...

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@Gaige_Rage BuT HiS PaSs RusH WIn rATe!!!

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@thedawgspodcast Nah..I just like fucking with grown men who simp for awful people because he throws a ball for their team.

But, God willing, Deshaun will never get back to who he was and the browns can live in the basement while regretting that expensive bit of jack-assery.

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@thedawgspodcast Oh sorry, is 24 not the record?

In that case he is truly an s-ranked woman-respector.

24 isn't really THAT many. I don't even know why I brought it up TBH...

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@BrettKollmann Connor Heyward is the future.

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@DocStrangelove2 Flecktarn over everything

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@FanoftheLand13 Yes. Clearly the NFL is protecting the Steelers' third string QB instead of the only guy who makes Browns games watchable for casual fans.

You guys spend so much time crying it's shocking Lake Erie does rise 20 inches every football season.

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@DailyLoud Well yeah. No one would have sex with her without make-up.

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@karnsies817 As unanimously voted by the blind population of the U.S.

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@NFLRookieWatxh Who let Jordan Love on this list?

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@LouisvilleGun They should have taken the gun and given it to someone less dumb if he just left that shit sitting openly in the front seat of his car.

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@VaquitaDawg @NFL_DovKleiman @AndrewMarchand That would be the most unwatchable pile of shit ever produced.

Two obnoxious charisma vacuums vomiting dumb takes is not entertaining.

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@NFL Do I get an O-line or is it just me running at the entire 49ers defense?