parkwhore

chemical engineer | ex-Louisianian | 6’4”

[parkwhore @parkwhor3]

I'm in a group chat called "I hate Parker" I love that for me

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The deafening silence on the 10am ferry leaving FIP after we all waited in the pouring rain

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Viewing of my hidden folder in 70mm

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Y’all wanted rodent boyfriends so damn bad and now look

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I’m convinced the Brooklyn Slayyyter show just isn’t real at this point

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

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Rooting for UCONN like my no basketball knowledge bracket didn’t have them losing in Sweet 16

[Fat Autistic Nonbinary Jaehyun @jaetism]

My conservative coworker just told me he drinks his lattes w oatmilk….

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Algorithm adding controversial snow storm to my war?, ny/la gays, housewives feed is refreshing

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Realizing I have a layover in Denmark a month from now😅 but also kinda like please keep me there

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

when i’m on jeaprody and the host named Ihavwon Kwestchin asks what utah’s state bird is

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Meredith Marks pointing at me today when saying “you can leave” was a life milestone

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You know what keep Skip on my screen next week

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THE NAME IS MAMDANI

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A week of unemployment between jobs make you never want to work again

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Doja ticket might’ve been the easiest experience of my life

[ℒ𝑒𝑜 ⭑ @chihiropastlife]

this pic is more accurate

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Anyways stream Vie and Mayhem

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Doja album, Bad Bunny/Doja SNL, Bad Bunny Super Bowl, and Doja tour. Oh we’re getting spoiled

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90s bb

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Body for Mayhem tonight brought to you by lomo saltado