Phillis White

Blinker City University, Certified halfswiper, 4x All-Pro Hater, CutCo salesman of the month (May 2019). eczema survivor. I want iguodola.

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This could be a tweet that never sees the light of day. But maverick mcneally may win at Augusta. In fact he will.

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No one wants to see any more pics of Jeffrey Epstein we’re all pretty sure he was on the list

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Calling a bar a “watering hole” has never been a cool thing to say just fyi

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This entire week every time someone asks me how I’m doing I’ve said “same old”

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I’ve seen man turn fool for the money 1 too many times

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You’re telling me people used to get robbed on the highway frequently enough to where they made a saying about it ? How tf do you get robbed on a highway? Isn’t everyone driving?

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The Slightly chubby kid with a mullet in a hoodie, joggers and flops realistically we would probably be friends but I’m legally obligated to call u a loser

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No cashier I don’t have any chips but a wildly immature middle aged man just got up from the table and gave me knucks and said “you’re awesome have fun man” does that count for anything?

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When u hear ur daughter screaming in the room next door but your son asks you about Lamarcus Aldridge mid range

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These were created by the deep state

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Idc what time it is grown ass man licking his fingers I’m off u for the rest of the day

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All that jinxie kid does is yell at the camera he’s not even funny

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Consider the ball ran. Up the middle.

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7,6 KETCHUPPP

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Win or lose Scottie scheffler will get laid. Robert macintyre ? Smooth swing but not sure that’s the case for u lad

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When future was all like we drankin and smokin I felt that

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“Wanna check out my fantasy team” yeah I’d rather put toothpicks under each of my toe nails and kick a brick wall thanks for asking tho

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Unsolicited boner? Try jacking off! (Side effects include shooting a load of cum)

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Grown ass man drinking a Celsius

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Cum now or forever hold your meat