michael p.m.

roadkill on the mercury highway

[VICE @VICE]

Having a panic attack: What if 4chan is our generation's Lolita?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

New Fox Reality Show To Determine Ruler Of Iraq http://onion.com/9cn5Y7 #OnionTVReport

[dose. @dose]

Disney once made a film called ‘The Story of Menstruation’. http://mpld.it/fH5M0

[someecards @someecards]

I need to cancel our plans tonight as I'll be spending the next 12 hours refreshing Charlie Sheen's Twitter page. http://some.ly/dTAZN4

[BV Dave @davidmarcbv]

Thao Nguyen playing Planned Parenthood benefit in NYC, releasing an album w/ Mirah (listen to a song w/... http://bit.ly/eBGTZP

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

There is a person who was LEGALLY recognized as GENDERLESS. Details --> http://bit.ly/hOsEiF

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

welcome 2 twitter, @therock. whateva u do, dnt ova cook da tweets

[visitnewhaven @visitnewhaven]

We are feeling the love today. Retweet by midnight for a chance to win a gift certificate to @MiyasSushi!

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Iran 'to hold nuclear sites tour' http://bbc.in/fbdcZD

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

New Planet System May Be Most Populated Yet Found http://on.natgeo.com/hrevfA

[michael p.m. @parlaydroner]

print is dead.