Blumpkin

Fuck the free world

[Blumpkin @parlayhitter258]

pin

[Andy Wang🕊 @andysvibe]

The more you relax the more abundance you attract

[Blumpkin @parlayhitter258]

honestly love a woman with short, dark hair.

[tati @tatithechin]

Barista at the nut butter latte bar said “cause it’s essentially a milkshake!” when i said their iced lattes are amazing

[rodius prime @donthinkofher]

if u like how u look naked and u can read for more than 15 min at a time
Ur doing just fine

[Blumpkin @parlayhitter258]

new it I’ve been trying it suggesting that ‘we should make a baby’

[1c34 groupie @midnaslament__]

You, me. A real date. Not like how kids do it these days, a real date. I'll pick you up, say 5:30, flowers, a pretty car, and a pretty girl. First, we grab dinner. Your favorite place obviously. Talk for like an hour over dinner. Then, we catch a 7:00 movie, the best one out.

[Blumpkin @parlayhitter258]

@TheBluelndian Might’ve been more because she was on the phone than you

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

Designing this must have felt like shooting trout in a barrel

[LUST @ 12AM @kaynives]

This man does coke mixed with k and calls it charlie kirk

[Jimmy “Fucking” Tzu @00JimmyT]

Foid sucked my dick then showed me the model she coded in R #womeninstem

[Blumpkin @parlayhitter258]

The word "buck" as a slang term for a dollar comes from the 1700s when American colonists and Native Americans traded deer skins, or buckskins, as a form of money.

[Blumpkin @parlayhitter258]

@ghoulhag Do people not do the hand wave ?

[Blumpkin @parlayhitter258]

always gotta be relaxed. you can never force anything

[⚡️ 𝖙𝖚𝖋𝖋 𝖑𝖚𝖈𝕶 😖 @Xx_tuff_luck_xX]

well ok . but the Stripper has 2 love some1

[Blumpkin @parlayhitter258]

@MissAlly_01 Oh I remember those vapes.

[butterface @k_hole_in1]

maybe im too woke but wearing athleisure sets to the bar is just so… foid.

[ducki 🏳️‍⚧️ @dxckiiii]

there’s tears streaming down my face

[Phoboukaideimou @phoboukaideimou]

@sweetpea673 This is only 75% a joke: there is no faster way not to be valued for your intellect and drive than going to law school, except for saying you plan on going to law school.

[🍎 @magicinmypocket]

Whenever I get depressed I treat myself to one singular peach Bellini and read on my kindle before going to see a random movie playing in the theatre. It’s helped a lot

[Blumpkin @parlayhitter258]

exercise the body
exercise the mind
exercise the spirit
exercise the soul

[Blumpkin @parlayhitter258]

@CoachMikeElder There’s like a million worse drunk outcomes and decisions.