Eager Gambler

live love laugh

[joshfoodim @joshfoodim]

@ESPNStatsInfo please put me on espn thanks say i have lebrons josh foodim

[Eager Gambler @parlaymikey]

Law school gotta be the only place where passing the bar is a good thing. Turn your ass around and let’s get some bitches.

[Eager Gambler @parlaymikey]

Can’t go to sleep. Just scrolled through my Instagram feed. Gotta see what the goat is up to.

[Eager Gambler @parlaymikey]

Was in the same bar as Conor McDavid last night… you don’t see me hopping on the ice and trying to tuck genos. Stick to your game lil bro. This is my turf.

[Eager Gambler @parlaymikey]

LFG

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

I just want to be successful thats all..

[Eager Gambler @parlaymikey]

@sportcomicfan @FrankThe77Tank

[Eager Gambler @parlaymikey]

Source tells me OG Anunoby is stable.

Please god
I recieved a call from a trustworthy source who told me this

I want to believe and I’m hoping

Please pray

[Eager Gambler @parlaymikey]

Just got cut off by a literal retard #nuke

[Eager Gambler @parlaymikey]

@unusual_whales Fuck I bet on them to partner with Microsoft

[Eager Gambler @parlaymikey]

I hate people who won’t pick you up cause you’re “out of the way”. Sorry you have to drive an extra 5 minutes in the car bro. I’ll just drive myself and bring tampons in case your pussy starts bleeding also.

[Eager Gambler @parlaymikey]

Got so drunk last night that I dreamt about water

[Eager Gambler @parlaymikey]

@Zach_Segars

[Eager Gambler @parlaymikey]

@KarkusBrettBurn

[Eager Gambler @parlaymikey]

Just played 6 mega knight players in a row #shrink

[Eager Gambler @parlaymikey]

@RGIII__ No mention of the 2024-2025 week 2 Northern Illinois game?

[Nik Bonitto @nikkkkbonitto]

Let’s go win this f*ckin chip now!🙏🙏🔥🔥

[Eager Gambler @parlaymikey]

@NFL_DovKleiman I’m surprised he didn’t beat her up

[Eager Gambler @parlaymikey]

News flash: I threw up in the uber

[Eager Gambler @parlaymikey]

@grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile