megan burns

mostly i just want to live inside ikea like a modern-day 'from the mixed up files of mrs. basil e. frankweiler.'

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@lunncrf there’s this really great trick called just asking her

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@SouthOCPatriot @AzPetrich Конечно, как скажешь, русский бот!

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@SouthOCPatriot @AzPetrich i think you mean “advice” but tell me more about *my* low iq lol

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@EmmaTolkin there was a time i overheard some five year olds telling a three year old “YOU’RE GONNA DIE SOMEDAY” and the three year old started having an existential crisis about it, so one of the more empathetic five year olds goes “well, yeah, but you only have to die *once*”

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@WillyPete300 @Replica_419 @atrupar well, i do find it kind of funny; everyone who shoots down the concept of creating affordable healthcare seems to believe that doing better is impossible, and your lazy spelling (2 instances of “definately”, really?!), in a way, reflects that defeatist attitude. but go off, king!

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@WillyPete300 @Replica_419 @atrupar is spellcheck prohibitively expensive, too, or did you intentionally scribble “definitely” (or potentially “defiantly”, unclear!) as “definately”?

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@MManuella611 @_InfoGram_ wow, what a lengthy way to confirm what i already said - you have no business worrying about MY country as you DO NOT LIVE HERE! but pip pip cheerio, manu, would love to hear more about your high british citizen IQ!

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@arttavana what a fucking loser lol, him AND john maus 😂

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@MManuella611 @_InfoGram_ you don’t even live here, weirdo, if you wanna get on board with ‘murica then you better start spelling “realised” as “realized” lmfao

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@zwitjoy_ oh my god i spent a month in mulhouse last summer and the episode about the oxygenation of red blood cells came on tv at like 3am one time and i was like ummm am i having a stroke lol

[DigiGiovanni @bastaalsugo]

I don't know why Ryan Murphy is still making movies when he already peaked here

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@SouthOCPatriot @AzPetrich (the funniest thing is i suspect you’re a bot, but for the other non-bot clowns reading this thinking homie has a point, maybe read a book sometime, library cards are still miraculously free 🤡)

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@SouthOCPatriot @AzPetrich my dad was actually a wonderful man, but thank you for telling on yourself by projecting your own weirdo behavior! (i hope you don’t have children, but sending thoughts and prayers if you do!)

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@SouthOCPatriot @AzPetrich lol so you actively deny that most of these things also happen in christian communities? talk to me again when you’ve done your research (but take your time…i know looking in the mirror to apply your own clown makeup is arduous 🤡)

[louis slotin @365potropica]

i dont smoke unless im smoken to

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@MIB_Bronx @SouthOCPatriot @AzPetrich you’re an afrikaner lol.

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@snozzberry as your financial advisor, i approve this purchase

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@SouthOCPatriot @AzPetrich someone with an illiteracy problem *would* fiercely defend this (incorrect) logic, so thank you for proving my point (or, based on your incorrect use of ye olde apostrophe, “point’s” lol)

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@joyci_schecter