Spring is here. Well it actually came Wednesday, unless you live in like, North Dakota, it probably really isn't Spring. Also it's been Spring in Texas for like two months. So really Spring is pretty malleable. Think of Spring as a mindset.
The Navy Parlewe Terry Polo is back in stock and ready to make you 43%* more thirst trap*. (all figures approximate) (Did we use thirst trap properly?) #๐ฆ
The Blue Parlewe Terry Polo is the perfect shirt to wear while watching UNC glide to the Final Four. They will lose, to Duke, but still. You will have a new piece of Carolina Blue clothing to wear! WHO YA GOT IN YOUR BRACKET?? Let us know in them comments. ๐
The Parlewe Terry Polo is quite simply the best shirt ever made. And the white is the best color for hiding all the stains men put on their clothes. Trust us, we're from the internet. ๐พ #TidePods
Thoughts and prayers for #AuntBecky and Mossimo who were too poor to buy a library for their kidsโ college like normal rich people. Thoughts with them in these troubled times.
This week in sales we want to turn your attention to the Parlewe Terry Polo, quite simply the softest polo on earth. Your recreation tuxedo. Also there's a beer in this photo. ๐
To round out the week of discussing this all-new cotton polo shirt not enough of you have purchased, I would like to take this time to discuss the new hit show on ABC @whiskeycavalierabc. #CottonSzn
On yesterday's episode of selling things, we discussed our all-new cotton polo which we fixed from the old crappy one we sold before. This message is just here for confirmation bias. You need this. You're 220 points away from a free checked bag on a domestic airl... #CottonSzn
We have an all-new completely redesigned cotton polo that furthers our mission to make the softest clothes on earth. And with free returns, why not try it out? You could use the miles. ๐คทโโ๏ธ #CottonSzn
Hello people of the internets. Weโve been busy designing an entirely new line and an entirely new site designed to make you happy and separate you from your money. New colors in theโฆ https://t.co/geUtAO8Osn