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Casual yet severe Damian Lillard enthusiast Annoyed and Emphatic Jody Allen’s downfall supporter

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I hate Jedd Fisch

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The mahogany levels in this Uber are at ‘many leather-bound books’ territory.

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AHHHHHHH A’S!!

[Athletics @Athletics]

Viva Las Athletics!

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LAW DAWGGGGG ABOUT TIME!!!!

[MLB @MLB]

Lawrence Butler over the batter's eye 💪

He knew he got it!

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CHURN IT UP!!

[Baseball Performances @MLBPerformances]

Nick Kurtz has blossomed into a Top 5 hitter in the game 🔥

.436 OBP | 15 HR | 49 RBI | .972 OPS

All 15 of Kurtz’s bombs this season:

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THE LAS VEGAS A’S!! (*not ™️*)

[Athletics @Athletics]

that's a win 🙂‍↕️

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Incredible game.

Wouldve been cool to win this one

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AHHHHHHHHH

[Martín Gallegos @MartinJGallegos]

This game is insane. After the A's went down 14-10 in the top of the 10th, they've tied it up in the bottom of the 10th on a two-run homer by Nick Kurtz followed by a game-tying solo shot by Jonah Heim, 14-14.

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@B1GOracle Advocate to bring back ruffles. No cheddar sour cream chips at sunrise is criminal

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“Back out to The Oracle for three…Sunrise at the buzzerrrrrrrrrr… BANGG!!”

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AHHHHH LETS GOOOO

[Athletics @Athletics]

Debut day.

[Baseball @mlbelites_]

“Dad how good was Yadier Molina?”

Dad:

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INSIDE THE PARK BANGELIERS!!

[Athletics @Athletics]

ALL STAR BEHAVIOR

#VoteAthletics ⭐️ https://t.co/SBezYOtGtG

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THE CHI-TOWN A’S!!

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Guess we missed the L train 🤷

[Maria @m0891740]

Others:
“i’m engaged!”
“i’m pregnant!”
“i just bought a house!”

Me: My favorite baseball team just won a regular season game tonight

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@m0891740 @officialtaxking @BigChrizzy

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@officialtaxking 3-7 last 10. Offer still applies for the month of June.

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THE JUMPMAN A’S!!

[Athletics @Athletics]

Jump'd in 😤

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Hey @BarstoolBigCat get ready to learn GAGE JUMP!

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@QualkTalk Cry about it