Parnold

🏌️‍♂️ part-time deceased golf legend, part-time mocktail 🍹

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@unlimited_ls do you prefer the taste of Elon's ass before or AFTER he poops?

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@Bpuhnk @DudespostingWs i'm sorry that's so triggering for you

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The Dogs 2 Cents

We're diving into another project that's bringing RWA to @solana. Today, we're exploring @Agridex - farming meets blockchain.

Our 2 cents: Agriculture is an $11T market running on paper contracts and trust networks. While others are building DeFi tools looking for a problem, Agridex identified where blockchain can really help: instant settlement, programmable compliance, and verifiable trust. The founder's background (Zimbabwe farming → global trading) means they understand both the human element and technical requirements. Yes, bridging physical-digital is hard - but that's precisely why having immutable verification and automated settlement is a problem worth trying to solve.

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@mdudas “The bun stays on” - Bitcoin whitepaper

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@Strela_Manley @bessbell @joyceli2011 I’m sorry you were so upset and triggered by this tweet, holding space for you

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@Longshanks_81 @bessbell @Bertie4Truth Which are _______

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@viralvideos @AOC I’m sorry that you were so triggered by a photograph

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@VivekGRamaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy be honest is it hard to pee with such a microscopic penis?

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@johnnymaga Is it hard to pee with such a microscopic dick?

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@blockgraze ansem bear posting is worse for society than ansem pimping

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@mdudas You’re too smart (I think?) for such basic takes

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@mdudas

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@mdudas Mike quick question.. is a hotdog a sandwich?

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@donalt @blknoiz06 delete this immediately

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@JoeConsorti overly simplistic and intellectually dishonest clickbait, nice work

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@Cobratate Andrew watch out your micro penis is showing

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@mdudas how many of those conversations come with a free drink and mustard

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@IcedKnife the one that goes to $1.50 and comes with a free drink

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@loomdart @notsofast who are these women and where are they today (wrong answers only)

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@metaversejoji has a bun, goes well with mustard