Alan Oliver.

I’m a winner, and you know what. Winners win, they don’t lose because they want to win.

[Alan Oliver. @parody_alan]

Big thanks to Sadiks for coming on board as a sponsor. We will now be having a sponsored poppadom motm. Whilst have free rides down Teesside.

[Fatfield Club FC @FatfieldClubFC]

On Sunday we finished a covid disrupted 2020/21 campaign with a fantastic Club Day at Concord Tandoori and back to Sky Lounge to give out the end of season awards.

[Alan Oliver. @parody_alan]

Less said about chairman the better. We had to google translate him. Even google didn’t know the answer. Which shows you what language he was speaking.

Great night nevertheless, not happy with winners. But at least Ronald Weasleys wand worked this year. Them spells have worked.

[Alan Oliver. @parody_alan]

@liamwailes87 spoilt it.

[Fatfield Club FC @FatfieldClubFC]

On Sunday we finished a covid disrupted 2020/21 campaign with a fantastic Club Day at Concord Tandoori and back to Sky Lounge to give out the end of season awards.

[Alan Oliver. @parody_alan]

Should of been me, committee said I wasn’t allowed to go over the players votes. After all, I do everything in this team. Still no recognition. The players are cunts. Especially @craigwilliaams available on a free. Thanks.

[Fatfield Club FC @FatfieldClubFC]

Personality of the Year

Congratulations to @L_4_M_8_Y

Lamby is coach, physio and committee member, a proper club man. He fully deserved the recognition for all of his hard work.

[Alan Oliver. @parody_alan]

@PennywellComFC @Daviddbrownn22 chance to shine

[Alan Oliver. @parody_alan]

@MenInBlazers You do nothing but slate him. Fucking hypocrite.

[Alan Oliver. @parody_alan]

@leescott1988 @NHCWFC Reverse psychology

[Alan Oliver. @parody_alan]

Herrington fc

[Alan Oliver. @parody_alan]

Reminds me of some our team 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[Alan Oliver. @parody_alan]

Been a great journey so far @SkyLoungeFC he’s a throwback to one of our first committee meetings about forming a team with @David_Laidler and @Talbot91 #memories

[Alan Oliver. @parody_alan]

@russellhoward This was about 3 weeks ago. Probably the most paranormal experience me and my wife have experienced. We knew something was going on but not to this degree. #ghost #poltergeist

[Alan Oliver. @parody_alan]

@mollyhead69 @russellhoward @Talbot91 @_DHOTYA @SofiMaria85

[Alan Oliver. @parody_alan]

@mollyhead69 @russellhoward @Talbot91 @_DHOTYA

[Alan Oliver. @parody_alan]

Harry wood has 3 hat tricks in 4 games #guysajoke

[Alan Oliver. @parody_alan]

How it started. Vs how it ended

[Alan Oliver. @parody_alan]

chicken dancesak please #bgt

[Alan Oliver. @parody_alan]

We are sorry to announce one of our players has Lycra disease.

Obviously we are saddened and deeply affected. Such a tragedy has occurred. We apologise to anyone that has seen this and caused offence. #washiefreddiemercury

[Alan Oliver. @parody_alan]

Archers flat.

[Alan Oliver. @parody_alan]

What happens when you play for @UnitedStella #snake

[Alan Oliver. @parody_alan]

Does everyone watch the same browny or?

[davidbrown. @Daviddbrownn22]

Does everyone watch the same Flanagan or what?