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[OTCBull💸 @parody_charles]

@HawkEmDownChris Antonio Gates or Jordan reed

[Coby’s Gambling Corner @CobyValentine24]

NFL Survivor Winners Script:

Week 1: Jaguars > Browns
Week 2: 49ers > Dolphins
Week 3: Chiefs > Dolphins
Week 4: Bears > Jets
Week 5: Patriots > Raiders
Week 6: Eagles > Panthers
Week 7: Rams > Raiders
Week 8: Cowboys > Cardinals
Week 9: Seahawks > Cardinals
Week 10: Colts > Dolphins
Week 11: Chargers > Jets
Week 12: Bengals > Saints
Week 13: Broncos > Dolphins
Week 14: Lions > Titans
Week 15: Packers > Dolphins
Week 16: Ravens > Browns
Week 17: Bills > Dolphins
Week 18: Texans > Titans

[Michael Fiddle @FiddlesPicks]

I asked 3 different AI platforms to map out an ideal path to winning @CircaSports Survivor Contest and here was the consensus answer I received.

Week 1: Jaguars vs Browns
Week 2: Chargers vs Raiders
Week 3: 49ers vs Cardinals
Week 4: Vikings vs Dolphins
Week 5: Bengals vs Dolphins
Week 6: Patriots vs Jets
Week 7: Texans vs Giants
Week 8: Cowboys vs Cardinals
Week 9: Saints vs Browns
Week 10: Colts vs Dolphins
Week 11: Chiefs vs Cardinals
Week 12 (double): Lions vs Bears + Buccaneers vs Panthers
Week 13: Eagles vs Cardinals
Week 14: Ravens vs Buccaneers
Week 15: Packers vs Dolphins
Week 16 (double): Broncos vs Bills + Steelers vs Panthers
Week 17: Seahawks vs Panthers
Week 18: Bills vs Jets

My prompt:
- Optimize a NFL Survivor pathway for Circa Sports format of rules, be aware of double selection weeks and remaining flexible for those slates.

- Build the pathway based on projected ownership and gambling forecasted odds on each matchup.

- Be aware not to select a team during a Bye Week

- Mentioned 5 potential pitfalls of the strategy after you give the answer.

5 pitfalls
1. Holiday slates are thin and overlapping (6 teams play both); one early burn of Lions/Steelers/Seahawks/Texans kills options.

2. High early ownership on Jags/Chargers/49ers means an upset wipes a huge chunk of the field, but it could mean your equity is knocked out or if you survivor, so does the mass of entries.

3. Injuries or coaching changes wreck saved “future value” teams (Ravens, Eagles, Packers).

4. Late-season weather/rest/short weeks (Steelers, Broncos, Bills) add variance.

5. Week 18 flex + possible rest-the-starters if teams are locked; have a backup unused team ready.

*Note I do this as a fun exercise, I do not think this actually contains an edge and I will not be following this path with my own entry. I think my own Week 1 pick might be different.

If you are interested in a Survivor contest but aren't participating in the Circa or Splash $1000 per entry formats, there is a Splash Survivor linked in the first comment with a $50 entry, max of 2 entries per person that anyone who reads this can join. Winner take all. No double weeks.

[Connor Allen @ConnorAllenNFL]

If you're playing in an NFL survivor league, you should be mapping your path out before the season starts using lookahead lines...

Here are 8 things you NEED to know before Week 1:

[OTCBull💸 @parody_charles]

@memarisa7 If you said they did all those things and cured cancer on top of it, the asshats would still say deport them. It's not about what they do for the country, it's about the ability to use them as scapegoats because of the color of their skin.

[OTCBull💸 @parody_charles]

@harrypotte3wte The current one, by a massive margin

[OTCBull💸 @parody_charles]

@CJ36TN 4.39 upstate NY

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

I had a conversation with a friend who voted for Trump, which I accidentally recorded.

It started normally.

It did not end normally.

I’m posting the conversation because I think a lot of Americans are quietly having the same thoughts:

ME: You still happy with your vote?

HIM: Depends what you mean by happy.

ME: That doesn’t sound like a yes.

HIM: I voted for him for a reason. The border. The economy. I was tired of Democrats acting like everything was fine when it clearly wasn’t.

ME: I’m not asking why you voted for him. I’m asking how you feel about it now.

HIM: I still think some of the reasons were right.

ME: But?

HIM: But I’m starting to wonder if I confused wanting change with trusting the person promising it.

ME: What changed?

HIM: It wasn’t one scandal.

ME: Then what was it?

HIM: I realized how often I was making excuses.

ME: Excuses for what?

HIM: Everything. He’d say something crazy and I’d say, “He doesn’t really mean that.” Something would come out and I’d say, “The media is twisting it.” Someone from his own administration would criticize him and I’d say, “That person is just bitter.”

ME: And now?

HIM: Eventually you notice you’re spending more time explaining why somebody isn’t what they appear to be than defending what they’re actually doing....

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Whoopsie! Trump is gonna be so pissed when he realizes his DOJ forgot to redact this from the Epstein Files.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

wow. this is all very specific.

[OTCBull💸 @parody_charles]

@AlexDelarge6553 Love both, but David lee roth has that extra something that's a once in a lifetime kinda vibe/sound. No offense to Sammy, but David all the way

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[OTCBull💸 @parody_charles]

@DemocratSerena2 The color of his skin infuriated them unfortunately. Sad to see in this day and age

[OTCBull💸 @parody_charles]

@GeneralMCNews What in the GOP dumassery is going on? Do you not remember when Texas grid crashed and people died, while ted cruz fled the country. He's asking people to be responsible and protect one another. If the grid crashes, nobody has AC, and instead, all will suffer the consequences.

[Joe Orrico @JoeOrrico]

Last season…

- Javonte Williams was the best sleeper
- Jonathan Taylor bounced back
- Saquon Barkley disappointed
- Chase Brown won leagues
- James Cook became elite

Who are these RBs for Fantasy Football 2026?

This year’s Javonte is…

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨Mayor Mamdani just kicked off pool season by jumping in the pool with kids from Harlem.

This is the guy MAGA and Trump are spending all of their energy trying to make voters fear.

It isn’t working.

[OTCBull💸 @parody_charles]

@SandraRodkey A sewer system

[Joshua Cho @jbchoknows]

Last season, I told you to trust Christian McCaffrey one more time. He finished as THE Fantasy RB1.

Here are 7 RBs you shouldn’t overlook in 2026. ⬇️

[OTCBull💸 @parody_charles]

@chshs1271 @krassenstein Well the national guard can only be deployed by a state governor or the president, so you tell me.