Professor Colin Failey (a parody of an HE head)

Head of @qmul, the second-most prestigious Russell Group university beginning with Q.
Clean hands - why do you ask?

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[Professor Colin Failey (a parody of an HE head) @parodycol]

Nothing to see here! Don’t they know the idea of modern HE is to make it your own personal piggy bank? @qmul @officestudents @qmsu @qmul_cs #colintheCOIcarp #graphene #Corruption

[Queen Mary UCU @qm_ucu]

📰👀🧐 Private Eye have published an important story about QMUL Principal Colin Bailey’s graphene shareholdings. Have a look at p. 41 in the latest issue (only available in print!).

[Professor Colin Failey (a parody of an HE head) @parodycol]

Excellent response rate on this form for reporting staff, with multiple reports from a dedicated student called Prince Apalsaprick! Great engagement whilst protecting education!
@qmul_cs @QMSU

[Professor Colin Failey (a parody of an HE head) @parodycol]

Excellent response rate on this form for reporting staff, with multiple reports from a dedicated student called Prince Apalsaprick! Great engagement whilst protecting education!
@qmul_cs @QMSU

[UCU @ucu]

BREAKING

Management at QMUL are asking students to snitch on members of staff if they speak about why they are on strike

This is another disgraceful attempt at intimidating workers taking lawful industrial action

RT IF YOU CONDEMN THIS BULLYING

#ucuRISING

[Professor Colin Failey (a parody of an HE head) @parodycol]

I assure you it was on high quality non recyclable A4! We put quality assurance and treatment of students at the heart of our mission! @timeshighered @qmul @qmul_cs @QMSU @ucu

[Professor Colin Failey (a parody of an HE head) @parodycol]

Queen Mary in the media! Another good ‘impact’ case study for the next REF/TEF/metric chasing exercise, right? @qmul @qmul_cs @QMSU @TimesEducation @QAAtweets

[The Guardian @guardian]

Universities condemned over threat to dock all pay of striking staff https://t.co/JnvrBB7m2X

[Professor Colin Failey (a parody of an HE head) @parodycol]

This photo must be fake- they all respect and fear me too much to turn out to strike in those numbers! @qmul_cs @ucu @qmsu @officestudents

[Queen Mary UCU @qm_ucu]

Our pickets have been BUZZING! This was even just at the end. It's almost as if that staff survey that showed that very few members of staff were ok with how the university was run is a clear reflection of the feeling?
#ucuRISING

[Professor Colin Failey (a parody of an HE head) @parodycol]

Seems my master plan to intimidate staff out of striking is working across the sector, with no support from students either... Oh wait, no!! @qmul_cs @qmul @ucu @qmsu @officestudents

[UCU @ucu]

Rising.

[Professor Colin Failey (a parody of an HE head) @parodycol]

Excellent! @QMUL in the news for pioneering methods of threatening staff unlawfully! Knew it would pay off! @qm_cs @QMSU @GuardianEdu @timeshighered @indomitusconvoy

[Jo Grady @DrJoGrady]

No surprise to see @QMUL on this list. Having pioneered the worst industrial relations witnessed in HE during 2022, VC Colin Bailey has yet again threatened his staff with 100% pay deductions for action short of striking. Tag QMUL, tell them what a disgrace this is.

#ucuRISING

[Professor Colin Failey (a parody of an HE head) @parodycol]

University bosses are against bullying! *brain scrambled* Time to get back to an unlawful pay deductions policy during a cost of living crisis! @QMUL @QMSU @UCU @qmul_cs

[Universities UK @UniversitiesUK]

UUK is determined to stop all forms of bullying in our universities.

Check out our video which delves into some of the common misconceptions about online harassment at university 👇#AntiBullyingWeek

https://t.co/0HGPlDkU1z

[Professor Colin Failey (a parody of an HE head) @parodycol]

After issuing new threats to staff for daring to negotiate their worsening pay and conditions while I’m coining it, back to real-world problems: Despite hurtful stickers going up around campus, I confirm I am not, nor ever have been, an egg. #eggbailey @qmul_cs @ucu @qm_ucu

[Professor Colin Failey (a parody of an HE head) @parodycol]

But as a university head you can do that, AND receive over double the salary AND not be removed democratically! We’ve achieved record low pensions, pay and conditions for staff - remember, don’t vote #UCUYes to change that! @qmul_cs @QMSU @qm_ucu

[Professor Colin Failey (a parody of an HE head) @parodycol]

You might say vindictive, I would say strategic - words don’t really matter in leadership but smart actions like starving staff for my ego do! @qmul @QMSU @qmul_cs @PandaStrikeQMUL https://t.co/Py4feMavod

[Professor Colin Failey (a parody of an HE head) @parodycol]

Why bother with the law, quality assurance of degrees and the reputation of @qmul when you enjoy bullying so much, eh? @Eulogy_London might be able to tell us how to brand manage that? @qmsu @qmul_cs @officestudents @timeshighered @PrivateEyeNews

[Professor Colin Failey (a parody of an HE head) @parodycol]

What our students love about bullying and attempted strike breaking is giving everyone one of two marks and using single words for feedback!! If that’s not value for money, what is? @qmul_cs @qmul @QMSU @QAAtweets @timeshighered @officestudents @guardian

[Queen Mary UCU @qm_ucu]

.@QMUL must have set a record of sorts. In 1 module a hired hand marked close to half a million words worth of essays in 3 days.

The few lucky students who got 'feedback' were all told it was "excellent," "nice" "outstanding". Their peers who didn't get feedback truly miss out.

[Professor Colin Failey (a parody of an HE head) @parodycol]

Overseas students paying 3 grand a module for 10 words of feedback! Where others might see a complete erosion of standards and fraud to break the union I see $$$$$$! @qmul_cs @QMSU @QAAtweets @timeshighered @guardian

[Queen Mary UCU @qm_ucu]

Look at the “helpful” feedback @QMUL students are receiving from staff brought in to break the boycott: 🧵

[Professor Colin Failey (a parody of an HE head) @parodycol]

I’m getting good at this!

[QMUL Community Solidarity @qmul_cs]

Something new for ‘@QMUL in the media’
https://t.co/5ueZSRpGTH

[Professor Colin Failey (a parody of an HE head) @parodycol]

Attacking @qmul staff rights has gone so well it’s caused an investigation! Shows you how well the management style of a hard man who disregards the law can work! @timeshighered @guardian @QAAtweets

[QMUL Community Solidarity @qmul_cs]

Congratulations! It’s a(n) @officestudents enquiry 👶🎉🎉

(A mini thread on student success & CB being put in the hot seat 1/6)

[Professor Colin Failey (a parody of an HE head) @parodycol]

💡Let’s go down under to outsource grading to non-expert consultants! Unfair grading and lack of quality assurance is what good leadership is all about! Breaking management-staff and student trust always comes first! @qmul @timeshighered @qmsu @officestudents @QAAtweets

[Queen Mary UCU @qm_ucu]

BREAKING: We have learned that @QMUL management is considering using external staff from Curio, an Australian Higher Education consultancy @curio_group, to try to break our marking boycott and grade student essays. A 🧵 on #TheCuriosCase: 1/13

[Professor Colin Failey (a parody of an HE head) @parodycol]

Nothing to see here! Don’t they know the idea of modern HE is to make it your own personal piggy bank? @qmul @officestudents @qmsu @qmul_cs #colintheCOIcarp #graphene #Corruption

[Professor Colin Failey (a parody of an HE head) @parodycol]

Here’s some education for you! ‘Conflict of Interest (COI): a situation in which a person is in a position to derive personal benefit from actions or decisions made in their official capacity.’
I’m #ColinTheCOIcarp #ColinBaileyGrapheneCorruption

[Professor Colin Failey (a parody of an HE head) @parodycol]

Queen Mary in the media! @qmul @qmsu @qm_ucu @qmul_cs @michelledonelan @officestudents