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Moderate to good, occasionally very poor.

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@Positiv95135356 Not really, just petty playground showing off in front of her friends as usual.

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Badenoch is a pathetic excuse of an MP. Just full of spite with nothing useful to offer. #PMQs

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@Wonderland_Z00 @anon_opin Striking a match in those circumstances sounds incredibly dangerous!🤣

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@NoContextBrits Who did the butter? Stevie Wonder?!

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@Stephen_May1 @anon_opin The crowd should be able to come back with "we'll stop with the corks when you stop screaming every time you hit the ball!"

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@anon_opin Had one from some Cornish company last week, pastry was dry and the filling was too wet. Have to honestly say that a bog standard Ginsters was better. I don't mind them at all.

[Parp @parpaloid]

@NoContextBrits At last, something that settles the correct pronunciation!

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If you play music in public without headphones, you are a cunt. It really is that simple.

[Parp @parpaloid]

@MrJamesMay Bugger, I thought that's what it was but didn't want to make a fool of myself if I got it wrong.
Really needed those screws for my home made tuba. Guess I'll need to use nails now.

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Badenoch is unbelievably useless! Scoring own goals like they're going out of fashion and throwing insults when she's beaten every time 🤦‍♂️ #pmqs

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Christ almighty, MOVE ON!! Get on with some important business (Iran anyone?). #FFS #pmqs

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@NoContextBrits Me and my boys call these 'crack pizzas'. Bloody gorgeous!

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@anon_opin Software developers: everybody understands "Sort ascending" or "Sort descending". Apart from this fuckwit. Keep using them.

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@JonathanPieNews It's just missing: "P.S. Turn around, touch ground, no comebacks!" 🤣

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@JonathanPieNews I'm with you on the poetry! 🤣

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@NoContextBrits She's brave laying down on a Wetherspoons carpet!

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@anon_opin It was OK, but nowhere near as good as the hype that surrounded it suggested.

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@matoxley Can the rear aero be that much of a leap though when Marco won pretty much without it yesterday?

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Presumably sacked for the 'personal conduct' of being a shit radio presenter. About time, he ruined the BBC 2 breakfast show. #scottmills