333.

cancer, somebodies mom, wax specialist

[BJ @bjaylamarie222]

i hate microwaves you gotta unlock to get your food out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Shama @sham_travis19]

"2026 IS GOING TO BE MY YEAR"

Me in July:

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

I dont knowwwww sometimes i be feeling like i can sing a little

[333. @parrisbmason]

my daughter for sure

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

who tf is keeping boss baby in the top 10 on netflix

[YUMMi, THE ALCHEMiST ❤️‍🔥 @Y_UOMDHO]

I tweet for the people who remember/had one of these

[333. @parrisbmason]

Watching Annie (1999) with my daughter and I know every word a still lol.

[333. @parrisbmason]

Me to my almost 7yr old: Do you want takeout for dinner? What do you wanna eat?
My daughter: I want sushi, I mean if not I understand but I’d like some sushi.
I ordered sushi.

[333. @parrisbmason]

I can’t fucking wait for football season.

[333. @parrisbmason]

Yes. For sure

[LOMA @Loma_juice]

Can you have sex with someone multiple times (continually) without catching feelings?

[333. @parrisbmason]

I’m in a really good mood today.

[333. @parrisbmason]

I really wish I didn’t care about politics, I’m so invested it’s exhausting.

[333. @parrisbmason]

Jon Ossoff is definitely being positioned as the next democratic candidate for president. And I’m heavily fucking w him, I don’t know if Gavin got it over him.

[333. @parrisbmason]

We gotta talk more about the fact that a lot of the black community is extremely conservative… it’s a fucking problem,

[333. @parrisbmason]

About to dip out and go ghost, I’ve been too accessible.

[333. @parrisbmason]

I cannot WAIT until school starts, Jesus Christ.

[333. @parrisbmason]

nyc summer <3

[333. @parrisbmason]

Always move accordingly, always.

[333. @parrisbmason]

I’m restless. Sleep I guess.

[333. @parrisbmason]

@LashandaW5 @Nyomiio LMFAOOOOOO

[333. @parrisbmason]

Today is simply not my favorite day. I’m ready to go to sleep, immediately.