Eric Parris

Billionaire, philanthropist, liar.

[Eric Parris @parrisforreal]

@rccc41413 Glenwood is not a big town

[Eric Parris @parrisforreal]

@rccc41413 Otherwise with a 10pm lunch break all of glenwood is shut down

[Eric Parris @parrisforreal]

@rccc41413 We do lunch at 8 so if you want to get something to eat stuff is still open.

[Eric Parris @parrisforreal]

@rccc41413 I disagree, I've been in a vehicle with four wheels, with you driving, were only two were on the ground.

[Eric Parris @parrisforreal]

@rccc41413 I am fine, lunch break....

[Eric Parris @parrisforreal]

@rccc41413 He looks terrified, like anyone who been with you as a passenger can attest to.

[Eric Parris @parrisforreal]

Genius dog, as retribution for a bath went and rolled in the swamp. Results: two additional baths.

[Eric Parris @parrisforreal]

@rccc41413 Hello, I'm fine #howareyou

[Eric Parris @parrisforreal]

@BeauBarker I think you mean, https://t.co/hqpurQuC8y

[Eric Parris @parrisforreal]

One of the reasons I follow @theCHIVE, this made me laugh very hard for a very long time.

[Eric Parris @parrisforreal]

@rccc41413 I only breath when I want. My body don't tell me what to do...

[Eric Parris @parrisforreal]

@rccc41413 My power is that I can hear pudding. Something Homer Simpson and I have in common.

[Eric Parris @parrisforreal]

@rccc41413 Hi.

[Eric Parris @parrisforreal]

@BeauBarker And because of the odd way the mechanics work. It's like a controlled fall.

[Eric Parris @parrisforreal]

@BeauBarker ...

[Eric Parris @parrisforreal]

Me: I'll start eating health and exercise more.
Also me: I think I'll have bacon with my steak.

[Eric Parris @parrisforreal]

Been listening to @Bootsy_Collins to help break in my new boots.

[Eric Parris @parrisforreal]

@rccc41413 used to be the white ranger in a white suit and he was the strongest

[Eric Parris @parrisforreal]

@rccc41413

[Eric Parris @parrisforreal]

@rccc41413 I bet it was me.