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Engineering @ Facebook | I make things and I travel mostly.

[parrish @parrish]

Kaytranada - Live in New York: Register for Presale to Access Lowest-Priced Tickets : https://t.co/lEv0TK96E0

[parrish @parrish]

I used Lucky Seat for Book of Mormon tickets!

[parrish @parrish]

I entered the #FridayFortyNYC for @CursedChildNYC on @TodayTix! Get tickets for performances next week at $40 #CursedChildNYC https://t.co/ull06S3vzx

[parrish @parrish]

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[Tascha @TaschaLabs]

Many people try to value layer 1 blockchain tokens like stocks.

That’s absurd.

Instead of pricing Ethereum, Solana & so on like *companies*, you should price them like *countries*.

Here’s how.

[Scott @scotups]

Squid Games in VR would be the best game I’ve ever played.

[parrish @parrish]

@TK_HelpDesk I'm having trouble with the Business-class offer from MIA-TLV. Can you help me book this flight?

[Ossie @OssieFisheater]

Ozymandias in the style of All Star (?)

[parrish @parrish]

@evancz @elmlang Chrome 92.0.4515.107 (up to date) and OSX Big Sur 11.4

[parrish @parrish]

@elmlang The Mario demo apparently doesn't walk anymore -- he just slides. What happen?

[parrish @parrish]

@AppleSupport Used to respond immediately. Now: "On it...still on it..." and either a success or failure after 5-10s. 12 Pro w/ 270 Mbps connection. Shouldn't take that long to set a Reminder.

[parrish @parrish]

@AppleSupport Did Siri break recently? In the past few days, Siri takes upwards of 10 seconds (or fails) to do simple things like set reminders. This happens on both WiFi and LTE.

[parrish @parrish]

@FitNotesApp Long time user & supporter here. Love the app! Any plans for an iOS version?

[parrish @parrish]

@elonmusk Technoking? Should have been Technowizard 🤫🪄

[parrish @parrish]

@MountainDew 17 bottles 🙌

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

Pursuing new ideas gives you a .00001% chance of becoming a billionaire. Killing ideas gives you a .00000% chance of becoming a billionaire.

[parrish @parrish]

Since the US became a reality TV show, I can't tell whether I'm watching a comedy or a horror

[parrish @parrish]

@dliebeskind How long are you moving for?

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Again...

Who is this serving?

Who is this protecting?

[parrish @parrish]

This is America.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Who is this serving?

Who is this protecting?