Parrisnights 🗼

ⓘ This user is in a lot of trouble. old dog, new tricks

[Parrisnights 🗼 @parrisnights1]

This is wild, how did I survive?

[Parrisnights 🗼 @parrisnights1]

@FightLike36 Of all the tweets I’ve wanted to reply to and argue over, I will actually agree with you that our twitter fanbase is primarily full of whiners and complainers

[Joe Ovies @joeovies]

420🤙 https://t.co/CkXYxVQ8uU

[Parrisnights 🗼 @parrisnights1]

@moe232017398859 @GoNintendoTweet It’s a shame you feel that way. Don’t you dare go hollow

[Parrisnights 🗼 @parrisnights1]

@UTVolShop @VolNetwork GBO!!

[Parrisnights 🗼 @parrisnights1]

@FOXSportsKnox 44-10 Vols

[Parrisnights 🗼 @parrisnights1]

@CostcoSwizzle @TChalla_1966 Thanks for reading my mind 😅

[Wizard of Barge @wizardofbarge]

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER DUNGEON ⚔️

[Parrisnights 🗼 @parrisnights1]

Just rattled the bartender with my good looks and she poured the wrong beer and ordered me a 16in cannoli with extra pepperoni

[Parrisnights 🗼 @parrisnights1]

@BFW Brandon, WVU is good! They are playing in the Scooter’s Coffee Frisco Bowl

[Parrisnights 🗼 @parrisnights1]

@thetradingbro @GayBearRes Let’s shoot them in their own homes, then

[Parrisnights 🗼 @parrisnights1]

Can I have a couple cars? For free? @elonmusk

[Parrisnights 🗼 @parrisnights1]

One looks like a chubby politician, the other looks like norm McDonald

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

babe wake up, a sitting congressman just yassified jd vance

[Parrisnights 🗼 @parrisnights1]

2016-17 Bryson Tiller hit harder than prime Mike Tyson

[Parrisnights 🗼 @parrisnights1]

If I had a dollar for every girl who made espresso martinis their whole personality, I’d have roughly 34.99 as of five minutes ago.

[Parrisnights 🗼 @parrisnights1]

Needed this, thx

[Parrisnights 🗼 @parrisnights1]

4-0

[Drunk Vol Fan @DrunkVolFan]

Vols play 4 of the top 20 ranked teams in a span of 10 days starting February 28th

What do you think their record will be in those 4 games?

[Parrisnights 🗼 @parrisnights1]

I needed this

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i dont care how hard your life is brother DO NOT cut your long hair

[wvlt @wvlt]

FDA looking into reports of hair loss, suicidal thoughts in people using Ozempic, other weight loss drugs https://t.co/tTdqj85jGY

[Parrisnights 🗼 @parrisnights1]

Some of the best Kanye songs are Cudi songs. Gorgeous