sammyp

Workaholic,caffeine addict. Perfectionist with OCD tendencies. Loves life, swears an awful lot !!! all growed up now with a mortgage and stuff 🤣

[sammyp @parriss74]

@nextofficial And how many times do we try... VIP slot started at 4.30... and I've lost every basket.. are you going to be reallocating these VIP slots?

[sammyp @parriss74]

Super talented #follow #gnashermurals https://t.co/imPHivFHeN

[sammyp @parriss74]

I fear the world we leave our children...
What has happened,where has the respect and compassion for one another gone? #braveofficer #speedyrecovery #proudofourpoliceforce #firstresponse

[Bullshire Police @BullshirePolice]

@LushLtd u ok hun? Xx

#LushFlushed

[sammyp @parriss74]

#IORScotland #simplylovely

[sammyp @parriss74]

#IORScotland #beijerref table 2
#simply lovely

[sammyp @parriss74]

#IORScotland cheers everyone! chinchin ! Lechyd da! Slàinte!

[sammyp @parriss74]

Hi tweethearts... it's been a while xxx

[sammyp @parriss74]

Awwww remembering the days of the #roadcunt hashtag oh what fun times they were 🤣🤣🤣

[sammyp @parriss74]

Gx15ujj #roadcunt riding my ass.
You sir are a dickless wanker #justsaying

[Sabie @Sabielou]

I use @LushLtd products every day, but I won’t be buying anything from them until this disgusting campaign is removed and apologised for. How dare you make targets of our amazing police force. The whole thing is shockingly misjudged 👎🏻 #FlushLush

[sammyp @parriss74]

Me: Ah, it's time to relax.

Anxiety: Or — just thinking out loud here — what if we ran through various unpleasant hypothetical situations over and over again?

[sammyp @parriss74]

I'm at the age when a majority of my decisions are made based on the availability of food and a comfortable place to sit down. #fact

[sammyp @parriss74]

Them: Are you going out this weekend?
Me: You mean, like, out of the house?🤔🤤

[sammyp @parriss74]

If you think that silence is awkward, I can guarantee it’s nothing compared to how things will be when I start to talk.

[sammyp @parriss74]

Them: You need to listen to your body more.
Body: You're old. And you want pizza.

[sammyp @parriss74]

I noticed at airports , airline items banned include forks.
Which is fair enough - anyone excited enough about airline food to bring their own fork is fucking suspicious in my book.

[sammyp @parriss74]

I Called the RSPCA today.
"Hi, when I was walking through the park earlier I found three puppies in a suitcase"
"Were they moving?"
"Not sure, but that would explain the suitcase".