mightyparrot

[kyrsive / maxi road / equovil @kyrsive]

coming back from college classes just to hop on discord

[Madd LcConkey @MaddLcConkey69]

Jerked off for stamina before I went to her crib and couldn’t get it up #whatdatmean

[𓏻 CEDAR﹑ || #happyhallowtetsu @rensyoma]

are we serious

[jordy @R3ADYFORWARR]

wym 250 likes on an instagram story

[Jeepers! @jeepersdotnet]

wordle devs today

[Radical Funky Kong Facts @funkykongfac]

The world you grew up in no longer exists

[ian @vouchprima]

shit is getting heated on kindergarten twitter

[🚶🏾 @inogetwacko]

‘are you climbing a mountain for the world to see you or for you to see the world’

[ルーシー ⚢︎🏳️‍⚧️ @y0ur_b3st_dr3am]

The impact frame is so perfectly used

[avery .✦ ݁˖ @quillandcurses]

procrastinating things i WANT to do

[doomer @uncledoomer]

its crazy how they used to just build bullshit

[Chaeri @kingerbutterfly]

Someone’s grindr notification went off in class and every guy checked their phone including the teacher

[fluuh @verfluuht]

fruchtfliegen wenn sie eine schüssel mit apfelessig, spüli und den leichen von 200 brüdern sehen

[৻ꪆ @laprimeveres]

checking in on tiktok

[Jamie @ivegotwoodagain]

Oldest kids 16th. Out for steak with the ex wife (mother) and the current wife. What a night

[َ @gffyoq]

saying "shut up" before skipping the youtube ad is necessary.

[cabby @cabby]

my son was killed by a truth nuke in the infowars