Jordan Schaffner

I'm the author of Naked Skydiving, singer, motion graphics web editor and real estate agent.

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@salesforce hi!

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@KUSINews They look like a toy, but I'm glad they're electric.

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X is my guilty pleasure.#SendTips

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@NanettaRoline Sure, but I want to play with you IRL gorgeous! #SendTips

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@meiselasb Be my guest.#SendTips

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Poor baby.#Sendtips

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@RpsAgainstTrump Project much?#SendTips

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@thejackhopkins I think politics is one of the few professions where you can have your picture taken frowning. #SendTips

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Check out my Stage 32 profile: 3d animator, camera operator and cinematographer in San Diego, California #Stage32 https://t.co/Wf7oHFO2I6 via @Stage32

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Celebrity producers are encouraged to request the copywritten/WGA-registered script for production.

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@Damaan4u33 If he took it, "the Hemlock maneuver" for him would save us all, but the Heimlich maneuver would just save him. #SendTips

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@alifarhat79 Fireworks.

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@alifarhat79 Jazz.

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@NanettaRoline You bet! Forever!#SendTips

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@AnnieForTruth Bu-bye!

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@NanettaRoline I'm very selective but, I'd eat yours! #SendTips

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@emma_brunette95 Sexty six #SendTips

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@Damaan4u33 Buh bye! #SendTips

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@mommamia1217 Trace the money! #Send Tips