nick

feel the rain on your skin, no one else can feel it for you.

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punxsutawney phil is one of the worst hogs to ever do it and people still give him a platform over staten island chuck. there’s no justice in this world

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i’m also a major move guy 😜😜😜 #relatable @TomBrady

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@pissboymcgee i need that

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@jimmyjohns happy birthday jimmy john’s

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piss in the pool, no one bats and eye. piss INTO the pool, everyone loses their minds.

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@onlyfronds love that tweet still making its rounds lmao

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

HE DID IT! AARON JUDGE HITS NUMBER 62!

[Oregon State Football @BeaverFootball]

Jack. Colletto. Is. That. Guy.

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

What a ride it’s been.

Thank you, @serenawilliams 💙

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THANK YOU SERENA 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Blessed to have been able to watch you play. Truly the 🐐🐐🐐

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serena forever

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apple: *chooses an ugly ass green color for androids to make the consumer base turn against their competitor*

android: apple pls stop :-(

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what a pathetic ad

[Android @Android]

It’s time to fix texting. Help Apple #GetTheMessage

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@pizzastixwranch spittin

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i think i’m gonna rebrand as a leona lewis stan account

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@Jin_AitM in case you were curious

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@babypink410 @_christiane___

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@Krymicri11 yes

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HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP.

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stephen king has a son named joe. i’m not joking, but he is.

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fuck the supreme court

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@onlyfronds @kelly_scraps absolute banger