Farley Danvers

Living life the only way I know how, raw and to the point. Happily divorced father of three!

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Ok this is getting weird. Family or not, I am vetting my homeopaths thru the proper channels from now on. Chocolate Factory now closed. #Nobodygoesinnobodygoesout

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Stomach still feeling rather funny, not unlike it did after the waterboarding I received from the #wavepool at Charlies Waterland circa ‘04, is this part of the treatment, Donna? Lol Love, Dad #guthealth

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The last time I slapped someone on stage they took BACK my award. Let it be known that Toastmasters is less tolerant of violence than #Oscars2022 #Oscars

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Validity of #Oscars2022 plummeting faster than the resale value of my bidét post “soft pretzel night” offload

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@flea333 Amen!

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@theneedledrop Personally, I dont know these fellas but I respect your opinion!

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@Avengers My nephew says I don’t understand the new auntz of the new avengers movies #boomerwithoutacountry

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HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST BROTHER YOU COULD EVER HAVE… HAPPY BIRTHDAY @IamStevenT!!! MUCH LOVE, JOE

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My daughter, the self proclaimed gut health guru, has me on a new regiment of probiotics in hopes of slowing this chocolate factory down. I am one #oompaloompadoopityDOO away from utter colonic desiccation.

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That last pretzel MAY have been a mistake! #FitnessMotivation #isthistoomuchtoaskfor #allswellthatendswell

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Peachy, ain’t it? #livingmybestlife #rulesaremeanttobebroken