Cole Parsons

Professional Enabler

[Cole Parsons @parsonscole]

@redyoungman2 fuck he's a stupid old man

[Larry King @kingsthings]

I wouldn't bet against Rhonda Rousey in a fight against a man…
#itsmy2cents

[Larry King @kingsthings]

What do you think life is like in an igloo?
#itsmy2cents

[Cole Parsons @parsonscole]

@cinzybeaaar there are 2 Tim Hortons' in that mall...

[Cole Parsons @parsonscole]

@Jesus_M_Christ @ToeDrag_Hero10

[Cole Parsons @parsonscole]

@DaceySienna try. Even if you get shut down it'll be a funny story some day

[Larry King @kingsthings]

I've never mowed a lawn.
#itsmy2cents

[Cole Parsons @parsonscole]

@allycaaaat don't be gay

[Calgary Flames @NHLFlames]

This is our house. #NeverQuit 🔥

[Cole Parsons @parsonscole]

@Gregg_Hamilton what'd you do Gregg

[Larry King @kingsthings]

If you own an iPhone why would you need an iWatch?
#itsmy2cents

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

Four weeks from today: someone's life will be permanently ruined when their name comes after the words "And the Oakland Raiders select..."

[Cole Parsons @parsonscole]

@C_hodgy @FordCanada Blue!

[Cole Parsons @parsonscole]

@allycaaaat raykin

[Cole Parsons @parsonscole]

@cinzybeaaar he's busy being one with his virginity

[Cole Parsons @parsonscole]

@cinzybeaaar the guy behind you to the left in glasses is wearing ear plugs 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

[harrison @harris0nslade]

gonna start ordering chicken boobs instead of chicken breasts and live a better life

[Cole Parsons @parsonscole]

@cinzybeaaar you're the bomb

[Cole Parsons @parsonscole]

@NotExplained @LearnSomethlng @allycaaaat