Someone

Help. Maybe.

she/her

[just matt @questionableway]

“i accept full responsibility for lapses in judgment by people within my inner circle” is an all timer i fear. that’s going in the lexicon

[quinny @_notbelovd]

GAVIN MCKENNA WELCOME TO JOHN TAVARES’ BASEMENT

[Jay 👽 @vincentjell0]

how you doin

[Star Wars @starwars]

the red carpet look everyone is talking about.

Experience Grogu’s big screen debut in Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu only in theaters and IMAX May 22. Get tickets now. https://t.co/oO5Cz6UMdF

#TheMandalorianAndGrogu

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

When I was so busy at work & didn't even get a chance to pretend I was working:

[Zay 🍁🏒 @BestOfZay]

Clips like this 3 games into the season is frying me

[Anaheim Ducks @AnaheimDucks]

We use ours to celebrate our wins.

[Horse Nomad (Chicago-style) ⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

Director: “well, I’d say that the final cut!”

Disney Exec: “not so fast- first we have to run it by Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors”

Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors: “Delicious reds and greens! A feast for Pazuzu!”

[Craig @CS11__]

Best caption i’ve read all year

[Ly 💫 @spoiler4you]

WHO IS THIS DIVAAA

[Ross Levitan @RossLevitan]

Canadians: can’t wait to set my alarm for Sunday morning, what a way to start the day eh bud?! 🍻🍿⏰

Americans: I CANNOT believe the DISRESPECT that the Gold Medal game is scheduled for early Sunday morning!!!! 😡😤🤬

[CBC Olympics @CBCOlympics]

Hockey 🤝 Bobsleigh, eh?

[holly @KORCHINSK14]

optimist: the glass is half full

pessimist: the glass is half empty

hockey player: we just gotta play the right way, get pucks in deep and be strong on the forecheck

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

UPDATE: the baby still has a broom

[Mackenzie Gray @Gray_Mackenzie]

After Carney finished his speech in Quebec City, he went outside to meet with Bonhomme

Carney had a chat with Bonhomme (who talks?!?!), gave him a big hug and did a high kick #cdnpoli

[NBA @NBA]

"Sing, bro."

Jamal Shead wasn't letting Ja'Kobe Walter skip out on the Canadian National Anthem 😂

🆚 WAS-TOR • East Group A
🏆 @emirates NBA Cup
📺 NBA League Pass: https://t.co/2vQRncl7a9

[theScore @theScore]

Some Raptors' players noticed BI wasn't in the huddle at first so they pretended to beat him up as punishment. 😂😂

(via @ScottCampsall)