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Cheerful complainer. Beater of dead horses. Seeking insurrectionists and bigots for long arguments on the beach.

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@ABC Maher is officially unrecognisable from his previous self. I just unsubscribed from all his podcasts. Thanks for being the one-time voice of reason and enjoy your new friends

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@DownToBlack Costs about the same

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@DownToBlack Most of these plays were made before he was fat

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@34Paulie @WalderSports Agreed. Although he’s a flyball pitcher so Santander will botch a few (but his 40 HR will make up for it 🤞)

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@JustBB_Media “Baseball has never been a top priority for me”. Even for a quarter billion dollars, it seems

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@peterappel23 @JustBB_Media 💯“Baseball has never been a top priority for me,” Plus just seemed like a first-rate
A-hole

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@thejaysnation Yes he is THE ONE

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@highbrow_nobrow Can you stop posting old news? It’s confusing

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@krassenstein Hopefully we have a similar situation on our hands

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@JohnnyGiunta_ Too risky to pile all your investments into a couple $4-500M players. Bo is half the price and 3/4 of the results

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@Figzy13 @JGoldberg12 I’d rather quit baseball than look at Suarez’s haircut every day

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@mattlabelle Classy: Shohei, Mookie, Freddy, Teo
Not classy: Dodgers with red 3-inch neck beards

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@thejaysnation Bo, Cease, Soto, one of: Williams, Fairbanks, Helsley

....and Danny Jansen (backup catcher upgrade and try some reps at 1B)

Too much?

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@thejaysnation They need to upgrade their backup catcher (although I have big love for Heineman). A thought: can Danny Jansen learn first and then serve as a backup there too?

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@helenkpeterson @nypostsports The broadcasts constantly showed him strategizing with Schneider, shoulder to shoulder. Maybe you didn’t see that but there’s absolutely nothing to infer that he was disrespected by the jays. Quite the opposite

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@ItsDeanBlundell @BillAckman Good podcast today but could you pronounce Mamdani’s name a bit more correctly please? Hurts the ears

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@EllisWa38451751 @LenaSpringer That’s a shitty thing to say. But then I looked at your profile and it all made sense. Stay classy

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@TheChugg @Woll4Vezina Making fun of his stutter. Dude, examine your life. It’s just sports. I’m a Jays fan, but I hope the Mariners do well next year cause it’s a classy city and organization. Why don’t you try to embody that?

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@BET99Sportsbook U have no idea who let out the scream. You’re just trying to get attention so u get more people to gamble. Take it down

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@KeeganMatheson Not convinced this was a good intervention. A statement isn't going to stop people who are despicable enough to attack his family. So in the end, the statement might just distract Trey and the team and get press, doing the haters' work for them