Edward_Vz

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[Edward_Vz @particlex]

I finally got that #stanleycup #water #bottle for my #dad . It was expensive, but it was worth it. Happy #fathersday 🥤

[Edward_Vz @particlex]

Looking up in my backyard right now or me covering up that orange I bought yesterday. 🍊 �� ☀️ #solar #eclipse #orange #2024eclipse

[Edward_Vz @particlex]

I think I won first place in the toddler category for the 5k #turkey Trot today. I guess I showed them kids who’s boss . Happy #thanksgiving 🏃‍♂️ 🦃

[Edward_Vz @particlex]

#racecar day at #work Who will win? #barbie #ghostbusters #backtothefuture #car #starwars #scoobydoo #speedracer

[RiffTrax 🌽 @RiffTrax]

An all-timer from @billcorbett here. See the rest: https://t.co/X2REC2QYAT

[Edward_Vz @particlex]

I am your father. #MayThe4thBeWithYou #Chewbacca #StarWars

[Edward_Vz @particlex]

I asked an A.I. to create a #romantic #valentinesday letter and it produce a series of 1s and 0s. Oh well I’m still going to use it. I hope my date likes it. ❤️ #valentines

[Edward_Vz @particlex]

Happy #monday everyone. I’m so excited. Can’t wait to start this week off. Only 5 more days until the weekend. 😭

[Edward_Vz @particlex]

Started my new job today. As you can see I’m a building now. #new #fiu #library #job 📚

[Edward_Vz @particlex]

My #cat relaxing outside. I’m sorry my #queen . Here’s your #sunglasses and #crown . I know you don’t like addressing us peasants without them. 👑 #caturday

[Edward_Vz @particlex]

That’s how I spell it. If you listen carefully you can hear Microsoft #word crying somewhere because of this. 😭

[Edward_Vz @particlex]

For a moment I thought the picture on the left was like the one on the right where you see the young and old woman in the same picture. Nope that’s just a picture of a #chicken 🐓 #artwork #art #museum

[Edward_Vz @particlex]

Watching the replay of the last seconds as the ball dropped on #newyear ‘s eve. I was in bed by 9pm. I don’t wait for midnight. Midnight waits for me 👍🏻 #getoffmylawn #manyellsatcloud #newyearseve ☁️

[Edward_Vz @particlex]

This isn’t just good or ok #chocolate . This is world’s finest chocolate. Only 1 million more bars I have to sell at 1 dollar each and that free #bicycle will be mine. #school #fundraiser 🚴

[Edward_Vz @particlex]

Thanks I now have some new nightmare fuel for my dreams tonight 😴 🌙 #thanksgiving

[Edward_Vz @particlex]

This is the 3rd time that someone in the #office stops the microwave at 33 seconds. Why? Let it go to zero. Complete the cycle of life. 😠 #firstworldproblems #hakunamatata

[Edward_Vz @particlex]

Here kitty kitty #halloween #cat

[Edward_Vz @particlex]

Halloween leftovers. I guess lunch will be fancy today. 👍🏻 #halloween #lunch

[Edward_Vz @particlex]

I won last night’s lottery. OMG this will change my life, well it might change my lunch today. I won $4 dollars. No more dollar menu for me. #playtowin #money #dreams do come true 💰

[Edward_Vz @particlex]

I was in the mood for some breakfast today, but I only had $198 dollars in my pocket all in pennies. #sad #miami #florida #floridaman 🍔