Mitchell Partridge

Lord

[Mitchell Partridge @Partridge97]

Anymore balloons and ill be that cunt from UP

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

Thank goodness it's not snowing.

Imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

If I could change the colour of just one dwarf, I would dye Happy.

[Neil Watson @WattyRacing]

Vets report said he took one step left., one step right, one to the front then one to the side.

[Football Away Days @AwayDays_]

Wolves fans limbs in the famous South Bank stand against Aston Villa last night.

One of the best stands in the country 😍

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

I’ve replaced my cockerel with a duck.
Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

I rushed my friend to A&E.
"Help! My friend has a Quality Street chocolate stuck in his windpipe!"
Doctor; "The purple one?"
Me; "Yes, that's him."

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

I'm really pleased with my vegetable patch. I haven't wanted a vegetable for weeks.

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

I got sacked from my job as a dermatologist.
I've just picked up my E45.

[Y @tinscognito__]

Wolves 2:2

[Dave † 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸🇮🇪🎸🎶 @daveguitarjones]

There's a busker playing ABBA really loudly in the town centre.

You can hear the drums from Nandos.

[H 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @hr_wfc]

Must’ve been 35 for a while

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

Perfect timing compilation😂

[Insane Reality Leaks @InsaneReality]

Things AI could never recreate

[Greegsy's Gloves 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Gers89_]

People all over the UK in their local high street...

[Jokes UK 🔞 @jokesuk]

I can't believe this was allowed to be broadcast on national TV 👀

[Adam @AdamFulwell_]

Roberto De Zerbi as soon as I put a bet on his team to win. #CLUOM

[Eddy 👹 @eddyredmanutd]

A couple of my mates are throwing a joint Chinese New Year party and Burns night party. It's called Chinese burns night. I didn't want to go but they twisted my arm!

[adam. @utdAdams]

More Ballon d'Or winners have played for Charlton Athletic than Arsenal; and Manchester United lost less games in their treble season (4) than Arsenal did in their Invincible season (6).

[Mitchell Partridge @Partridge97]

Unreal darts🤯