A Partridge Pundit

It is I, Alan Partridge! I bloody, ruddy love football so here's my musings on the beautiful game. Back of the net.

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When the Walsall manager thinks he's David Brent

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Marcus Rashford better hope there's not much traffic in Manchester on the way home. He's got to be up for his paper round in the morning.

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Joe Hart meanwhile looks like a man who's just filled his trolley with baked beans on super market sweep.

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James Milner scores for Liverpool. I can imagine his banter being top class, I really can.

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@nicolewartner32 no she didn't

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Harry Kane aka a bloke you'd find working round the back of Londis in the fruit & veg aisle (disclaimer: I'm more of a Budgens man myself)

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Kick a Cat! My new article is here - https://t.co/ytY8rgBOEh

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When I hear Atletico boss Diego Simeone tells Torres he's not in his plans https://t.co/lYQLMP6qkd

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Redmond you tinker!

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Come on you cunting Canaries!

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@BillOddie - If you had to coach a football team of birds in some kind of Avian league, would you announce yourself as the best manager?

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I think I need a new cover photo. If someone could find me a picture of a swan taking a free kick, that'd be great. Thanks

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Dream on you chuffing mentalist!

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Carver the best coach in the Premiership? Yeah just like Darren Mooney was the best orienteerer in year 6 of Swatham primary school....

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@888sport I'm going to a Q & A session with the ex PR manager of Slade. Thank you

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@888sport I'll be arriving at the Watford park and ride centre at 2.23 today in a blue Mondeo (leather seats) - any chance of a lift?

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BLAST MY ARSE! What a goal...

http://t.co/a6yvPBikS7

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This WOULDN'T have happened at the Norfolk Falconry where rules are in place for a reason & I, have had a bird of prey membership since 1992

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Carnage at Lazio this weekend as their Eagle mascot gets attacked by a crow.