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[Part-time Troll @PartTimeTrolll]

Canada lost a whole lake before breakfast. Tough start to the day. America is so back.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

IT'S OFFICIAL: Google Maps has changed "Lake Ontario" to "Lake America" following President Trump’s executive order.

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@cauntind Beautiful

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USA is so back 🇺🇸

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

Trump on Canada
“They need us. We don’t need them. They have taken advantage of us for years.”

This sick fuck’s obsession with Canada has to stop.

We don’t need you and you don’t need us. Period.

Please go fuck yourself and leave us the fuck alone.

[Part-time Troll @PartTimeTrolll]

@CuntherEaglejew Its showtime buddy

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@StefanieTiels We up

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@BradDirks As a 100% unbiased liberal this is crazy

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@pandabeer90

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@brandonbarr78 Showtime

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@KelTjorson We're back

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We're so back 🇺🇸

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

.@POTUS: "In 19 months, we've achieved more than any Administration in the history of our country." ✅

[Part-time Troll @PartTimeTrolll]

If anyone was wondering where Mitch McConnell was. He's heading in to vote for the youth of the nation. 🇺🇸 Thank you Mitch!

[Part-time Troll @PartTimeTrolll]

Every party has a Benedict Arnold or two. 🇺🇸😂

[Senator Thom Tillis @SenThomTillis]

I thank @SecArmy Dan Driscoll for his leadership to our Army and service to our country. Dan was the right man at the right moment to lead our Soldiers and Army civilians.

Our understanding and assumptions of warfare are being challenged in places like Ukraine and Iran, and Dan understands the old way of doing business no longer applies. He and General George began a transformative period of innovation in how we array our forces and equip our Soldiers. He challenged our legacy approach to manning and procurement. Most of all, he cared deeply about the men and women in our Army formations and quickly earned their respect.

If we had a @SecWar who maintained the same priorities and forward-thinking, he would be fighting to retain talented leaders like Dan and the many flag officers he has forced into retirement. Instead, he is creating a leadership void at the top of our military ranks.

I served on Senate Armed Services for 8 years and as chair or ranking member of the Personnel and Readiness subcommittee. I have never witnessed more inept management of the brave men and women who serve our country. He is intimidated by competence and retreats to ginning up culture wars instead of soberly attending to the vital work of our national defense and the health and well-being of our fighting force.

I urge the President to find a new leader at the Pentagon who will retain and empower our military talent rather than diminish it.

https://t.co/M58gSjtpCr

[Part-time Troll @PartTimeTrolll]

I think these liberals are trying to challenge Massachusetts for most retarded. Smh

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

"Choosing not to go on a scale will make you not gain weight"

[Part-time Troll @PartTimeTrolll]

@Ragusaecomites Wrong

[Part-time Troll @PartTimeTrolll]

Canada lost a lake this morning. By dinner, Apple Maps made it official. We’re so back. 🇺🇸🇨🇦

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@CNN Massachusetts liberals are insane..

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Iran tensions rise. Dads immediately become energy market analysts.

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Lindsay Clancy trial and Massachusetts.. how did we get here.

[Part-time Troll @PartTimeTrolll]

Canada has to be thrilled the attention moved elsewhere.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

It's got a nice ring to it

[Part-time Troll @PartTimeTrolll]

Good news Canada: Trump found a new body of water.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

NEW: "Should we change the name Hormuz Strait to TRUMP STRAIT???"

President Trump floats yet another geographic name change as he says the Strait of Hormuz is now under U.S. control.

"Like America itself, it would be “hotter” than ever before!"

[Part-time Troll @PartTimeTrolll]

We’re so back. Canada loses a lake before breakfast, now they’re crying about American memes by lunch. 🇺🇸🇨🇦🤣