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underpaid genius

[e @party2doorsover]

Everytime I go out I’m cleaning the streets with my baggy pants

[e @party2doorsover]

People too scared to double text I’ll send 14 texts in a row idc

[e @party2doorsover]

Once I figure out how to say no without feeling guilty it’s over for everyone

[e @party2doorsover]

I wish I was a girl so I can be lesbian

[e @party2doorsover]

“Ur so quiet” I just don’t make any sense when I talk

[e @party2doorsover]

Bought a camera to start vlogging but I genuinely do nothing with my life

[e @party2doorsover]

Mosquitos be sucking the wrong areas bruh

[e @party2doorsover]

Tell her goodnight then go think about our imaginary life together

[e @party2doorsover]

Slow down girls I can’t reply to all 0 messages at once

[e @party2doorsover]

I need a girl so she can make me do tiktoks and I act like I don’t wanna do it

[e @party2doorsover]

When a person already seen me wear all my 3 best fits so now I gotta leave them forever

[e @party2doorsover]

Dream job is to nerd out about shit I’m passionate about and get paid for it

[e @party2doorsover]

My future is wife is a fashion girl living alone in NYC I can feel it

[e @party2doorsover]

We have to work twice as hard cause we ugly

[e @party2doorsover]

Even a gangsta like me need a forehead kiss sometimes

[e @party2doorsover]

Blocked her on everything she called me on my mom’s number #wifethat