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chinese bernie sanders just walked by my house

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if i had iPad I would be a millionaire

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I wasn't sure until this weekend but can now with 100% certainty tell u all that I am invincible to radiation & Most fires

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putting on a badge that says 'Mr. Smart Guy' so everyone knows to kick my Ass

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Don't care. Next.

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If I were an animal id be a chicken because I am a Coward

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I'm not thinking about any Wars, I'm thinking about the nice outfit my friend wore on Monday.

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If you ever eat a four leaf clover you get to skip any line you want

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"2024Looking at picture of burger again and Thinking About God."

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No dammage

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I look @eclipse and all good

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@Madiswan I bet he'd love it it's fucked!!!

[ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ @orchidcamp]

me; they should make a church for bugs

a voice from inside the well: no they should not

me: a church for bugs. I mean, why not? what else are they doing

a voice from inside the well: Everything. they are doing everything. and they already worship perfectly

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I'm not saying I do. But if I did know everything about the aliens I wouldn't tell anyone because I don't want any of you weirdos fucking with their vibe.

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I wish my teeth were sharper

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Using my last wish on a better sense of direction while im lost in the parking garage

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I'm being convinced to to be a bad person by those that claim to love me the most in life and that's why I cant pay my @VirginPlus bill lately 🙏

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I have decided to stop speaking English

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@beef_jerkys No!!!!