🌃🌳☄Cuán☄🌳🌃

~just your average ordinary every day shitty bard~

available for hire to: play at parties, weddings, outside your ex's door @ 3 am, etc

💚🌃🌳♊🌳🏳️‍🌈🌃💚

[🌃🌳☄Cuán☄🌳🌃 @partybard_]

hey everybody,,, welcome to the club! hope you enjoy the experience of simply cybersex blast off into cybersex joe biden ✌

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

oops @sydneemcelroy is about to give this dude at the mall his own private ep of @Sawbones

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

"i think he would have wanted me to have this" - me, discovering the riches of an ancient mummy's tomb at the history museum

[🌃🌳☄Cuán☄🌳🌃 @partybard_]

@gaybattlewizard i may be gay but who has 3 (THREE) partners with the same physical traits 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[🌃🌳☄Cuán☄🌳🌃 @partybard_]

@gaybattlewizard

[🌃🌳☄Cuán☄🌳🌃 @partybard_]

@gaybattlewizard LMAO ---wait ... i forgot to text her back 😰

[🌃🌳☄Cuán☄🌳🌃 @partybard_]

this is your once a month reminder that i am in fact still dead and would appreciate it if that stayed that way thnx

[🌃🌳☄Cuán☄🌳🌃 @partybard_]

@ the pantheras and anyone else down to fuck with the bar in goldcliff y'all are gonna have to catch these hands 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪👊👊👊

[🌃🌳☄Cuán☄🌳🌃 @partybard_]

bye @gaybattlewizard gonna miss u babe 🤔✌

[🌃🌳☄Cuán☄🌳🌃 @partybard_]

@gaybattlewizard damn ur right u are cute <3 so fine yeah ur right

[🌃🌳☄Cuán☄🌳🌃 @partybard_]

@gaybattlewizard so u get to take selfies but I can't dab at the people I take down :////

[🌃🌳☄Cuán☄🌳🌃 @partybard_]

Google search #2 how to get said forest out of one's head

[🌃🌳☄Cuán☄🌳🌃 @partybard_]

Google search how to fistfight a forest

[🌃🌳☄Cuán☄🌳🌃 @partybard_]

gay culture is drinking mimosas at 9am to avoid depression and buying matching dragon onesies for u and ur partner

[🌃🌳☄Cuán☄🌳🌃 @partybard_]

@gaybattlewizard cause ur being a cuck,,,now 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[🌃🌳☄Cuán☄🌳🌃 @partybard_]

@gaybattlewizard you absolute cuck

[🌃🌳☄Cuán☄🌳🌃 @partybard_]

hi y'all here's your daily reminder that I'm gay and love my partner ☄🌙💚

[🌃🌳☄Cuán☄🌳🌃 @partybard_]

@gaybattlewizard 👀👀I wish 👀👀👀I knew 👀👀👀what you're talking about 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[🌃🌳☄Cuán☄🌳🌃 @partybard_]

@gaybattlewizard I didn't do anything omg 👀👀👀

[🌃🌳☄Cuán☄🌳🌃 @partybard_]

@gaybattlewizard 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀