Mac

through God all things are possible 😇🙌🏼

[Mac @partyboimac]

i’m just gonna set the record straight here, God is a beautiful brown woman, i know this for SURE cause she’s PERSONALLY visited me in my dreams to help me work through some shit. she’s also an amazing dancer

[Mac @partyboimac]

HAPPY ST. PADDYS DAY! COME TO PADDYS PUB FOR HALF OFF DRINKS!! CUTE GUYS GET THEM ON THE HOUSE IN EXCHAGE 4 UR #
🌈💖🍀 (just ask for Mac i’m the beefcake covered in glitter!!!!)

[Mac @partyboimac]

this is homophobia

[Mac @partyboimac]

jesus christ is the powerhouse of the soul

[Mac @partyboimac]

what are those people that think the earth is flat called?

[zzzZZZZzzzzzZ @zoewhiite]

now THIS is the kind of content I like to see

[Mac @partyboimac]

i wonder if dennis would be into this??

[Mac @partyboimac]

nothing like a quick workout sesh on the asspounder to help a guy unwind after a long day at work!!!

[masturbate log @masturbatelog]

I’m masturbating again. It won’t be the last time today.

[Mac @partyboimac]

@goddessactress @hfhrjkfds STOP NOSING YOUR WAY INTO EVERYTHING DEE!! NO ONE ASKED YOU!

[Mac @partyboimac]

you guys like me right?? you think i’m cool?

[Mac @partyboimac]

thanks buddy!! i was starting to worry!

[charlei kelley @hfhrjkfds]

@partyboimac ya

[CORN NUTS @CornNuts]

1-800-NUT-BUST

[Mac @partyboimac]

// i have wet dreams about glenn p often but i’ve only had one about dennis ONCE and in it he was a jerk the entire time, showed off his collection of sex toys, and then banged me w/ a strap on.. even in my weird dreams den stays on brand

[Mac @partyboimac]

I DONT THINK YOURE FAT!! YOURE A STALLION!! YOU GOT A BAWDY THAT JUST WONT QUIT YOU KNOW THAT!

[Mac @partyboimac]

i just wanted to make you feel better! there’s thin mints in the pantry if you want! i promise i won’t eat em all this time...

[Mac @partyboimac]

@hfhrjkfds no charlie it’s not like regular cream or regular meth. it’s some fancy liquor he likes i think?? besides, you know dennis hates when i get my cream all over him :/

[Mac @partyboimac]

I think Dennis might be upset today.. he’s being really mean to me which is SO unlike him! what should i get him at the store to cheer him up!?

[Mac @partyboimac]

Den.. are you mad at me?? what did i do wrong?? do you still like me?