Ramen

playboy philanthropist

[Jay Shah @TheJayShah3]

The guy controlling the volume for Usher’s mic during the halftime show:

#SuperBowl

[derek @TheRealDLupo]

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Dan Campbell on 4th down:

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

I'm telling y'all, give these women like three weeks and they are going to figure out a better metric for us to use than EPA per play.

This relationship is good for all of us.

[David. @daviddupreejr]

“this playlist eats, who’s on aux?”

Me:

[tron 🦅 @coldgamesixx]

u hating

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

The international look for "bro be cool don't mess this up for me"

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

My favorite ever nonverbal interaction was the time a mom was pointing to my window, excitedly showing her daughter the 3 kittens that were sitting and looking out. We made eye contact, and she looked briefly embarrassed before I reached down next to me and held up a 4th kitten

[Miscounted Cash Flow @Miscountedcf]

My buddy’s buddy who I’ve never met before when I pull my vape out

[pawgstar @pawgstarxo]

Maybe the most beautiful photo I’ve ever taken

[glocky @chefkumquat]

naw da hoes laughed at me last night. i was at da pump, and i tapped da nozzle a few times so it wouldnt drip on da paint and a car of four girls was next to me, da driver said “damn, need every drop huh big boy?” and sped off. im still at da gas station.

[will defries @willdefries]

jackson mahomes trying to scale his way into kelce’s suite to do a tiktok with taylor

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Girls need boyfriends because they show them movies. Otherwise they’d never watch any

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

the officials should have the authority to confirm or reverse a call depending on whether or not it was a cool play

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Ohio State wideouts in Ryan Day’s offense

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

I cannot believe Bob Barker lived as close to 100 as possible without going over.

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

Every man has a dream

[Fade 🫩 @fadecorner]

The Cowboys sideline when Dak throws that first pick:

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

It's that thing when you're with someone, and you love them and they know it, and they love you and you know it... but it's a party... and you're both talking to other people, and you're laughing and shining... and you look across the room and catch each other's eyes...