Carli ♡

internet anthropologist ✦
sports • nightlife • comedy • pop culture
@byubarstool | mentally in nyc
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red, white, and things i don’t post here

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I’d rather die on this bender than go to rehab again

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im so sorry i’ve been MIA, i have been on a generational bender

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any girls in slc want to go boating today?

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i fucking love summer

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ended a bender by sleeping for 24 hours and now i want to crawl in a hole and die

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@bonesamidon bro is the emergency

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i fear i thought i was stronger than the sun

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Some dude just called me a pussy for putting on sunscreen. Imagine thinking you're tougher than the sun? The fucking sun?

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somehow this was one of the best sets i’ve heard all year

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"be childlike, not childish."

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snow slut sounds vol 1

https://t.co/uFlRGzLbMN

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i’m a lovebomb slut, not a “where is this going?” girl

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Ight, Spain needs to win the World Cup. England fucked my whole week up

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fucking argentina 🥲🥲🥲

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as a girl from new york, a hot nerdy jewish boy is already my kryptonite. a hot nerdy jewish dj? chat i’m coooooked

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chat i’m soo cooked

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i’m desperate for a normal sleep schedule 🫠

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i fear competence is my biggest turn on

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talent is hot, but obsession with your craft is hotter

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is it hotter to be backstage or in the studio