Does anyone still struggle with knowing the lyrics for “Santeria” by @sublime? I never remember when it’s “I really wanna know” or “I really wanna say” so it always comes out “I really wanna snow” or “I really wanna nay”. Please tell me I’m not alone...
I was today years old when I realized the saying “you’re grounded” came from military pilots breaking rules and as their punishment they were not allowed to fly... they were not allowed in the air... aka GROUNDED!!!
(Ice ice baby)
Alright stop
Set the table with dishes
Turkey’s ready
It’s lookin delicious
Grandma, grabs ahold of me tightly
Asks why I’m single and in my 30’s
Will she ever stop
No, cuz she’s old...
#TurkeyRaps
@AdamSandler damn it you still got it. #100percentfresh hit me in all the feels at the end. Thank you for being such a creative genius and crude ass motherfucker.
I just burnt my lip on melted cheese from my microwaved left over breakfast sandwich that I bought from Jack in the box last night at 2am... sober... #whatacatch