Hugh Jeffner

I identify as Chidi’s stomachache in The Good Place. ▪️BIg toe sweat

[FDT @kiko69264573307]

Ohhhhh F*ckkkk Shakira did the curse again !!!! We're going to have another global pandemic!!!😷 #cnnnye

[Greg Heffley @GregHeffley2011]

Have we considered that Trump is just stuck on top of the White House, like a cat being stuck in a tree? He may be scared to come down

[kaiju @m0nster_b]

It’s like Christmas Eve but in hell

[Hugh Jeffner @Partygrlharmony]

Cried at work earlier and then have to sit here while people who saw me cry walk past me.

[Hugh Jeffner @Partygrlharmony]

In real time witnessing the strategy of a gen-z social media manager for Harris is hilarious and insightful. Oh, you mean she’s gonna win with fanedits and brat memes? Sure, I’m in,

[Hugh Jeffner @Partygrlharmony]

@lisamurphyy898 @rhysdarbystoe Your insane what? What is the insane thing?

[Hugh Jeffner @Partygrlharmony]

Damn I thought this was about the Connections word game.

[gabitha. @igabitha]

i want to feel safe in my connections. i don't want to have anxiety. i don't want to feel like an around the clock emotional caretaker. i want to feel taken care of as much as i care for. i don't want to be losing sleep in fear that something will go wrong again.

[Hugh Jeffner @Partygrlharmony]

@rhysdarbystoe Menace

[Hugh Jeffner @Partygrlharmony]

Wdym there’s a kpop baby shark float at the macys day parade?

[Hugh Jeffner @Partygrlharmony]

@tozierslefttoe Word

[Hugh Jeffner @Partygrlharmony]

@GRODEDE2 Rip in peace king

[Hugh Jeffner @Partygrlharmony]

Trump pulling up to the prison yard

[Hugh Jeffner @Partygrlharmony]

@USRepJimJordan @Chris_Meloni @ChrisMaloney77

[Hugh Jeffner @Partygrlharmony]

But why is everyone talking about 9/11 all of a sudden? It’s July?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

If SCOTUS was serious about their ludicrous “colorblindness” claims, they would have abolished legacy admissions, aka affirmative action for the privileged.

70% of Harvard’s legacy applicants are white. SCOTUS didn’t touch that - which would have impacted them and their patrons.

[Hugh Jeffner @Partygrlharmony]

Being with someone who likes to hang out with me is the best feeling.

[Hugh Jeffner @Partygrlharmony]

Yo why the fuck is Harry Styles doing a sleep story in the Calm app?? Is he not rich enough?

[Hugh Jeffner @Partygrlharmony]

@itsmygirlmaya 🙋🏼‍♀️

[gbae⋆lola @gbennylola]

im on selena’s side because of that rare beauty liquid blush and her work as alex russo.