Melissa

Tacos are life.

[Melissa @partylikevargas]

Apparently I can’t run for president until 2032. 13 years fam, hang in there.

[Melissa @partylikevargas]

Going to my family reunion, I’ll be the entertainment

[Melissa @partylikevargas]

Didn’t realize how hard it would to even find vegetable seeds when they are out of season

[Melissa @partylikevargas]

I may be sick but I’m still gonna cuss out the car in front of me

[Melissa @partylikevargas]

This cold actually so annoying.

[Melissa @partylikevargas]

Just eating popsicles that supposedly have glass in them

[Melissa @partylikevargas]

These guys going to SLC trying to out rich each other is wild

[Melissa @partylikevargas]

I just tried to figure out time zones on the plane and I really didn’t like what that did to my brain.

[Melissa @partylikevargas]

2 hours of sleep and drinking all night will get ya

[Melissa @partylikevargas]

Another day being in 3 different states

[Melissa @partylikevargas]

I have had so much alcohol and gluten in Tennessee it’s insane

[Melissa @partylikevargas]

Just drinking my way through Nashville

[Melissa @partylikevargas]

Saw a man biff the landing from luggage to compartment and you know I loved that shit

[Melissa @partylikevargas]

Once again, wearing jeans to the airport really confuses me

[Melissa @partylikevargas]

I really don’t understand WiFi on a plane. I want to go off the grid. I love airplane mode.

[Melissa @partylikevargas]

It’s 74% humidity, I’m ready TN

[Melissa @partylikevargas]

I’m so sleepy

[Melissa @partylikevargas]

I’ve never seen so many Mormon missionaries at the airport

[Melissa @partylikevargas]

Obviously quite upset that I didn’t win the lottery

[Melissa @partylikevargas]

I need to speak my truth Thirst is better than Swig

[Melissa @partylikevargas]

Just chilling with the dads since we are all so early