party gets me w3tt3r

[♡ @rxuxtxh]

Elmo issues official apology to the @nyknicks

[^ ^ @bitesyourneck]

your misbehaving boyfriend isnt funny to me take him to the shelter and have him euthanized

[isabella ♱ @swanhoneymoon]

WHAT 😭

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

You live in NYC you fucking traitor

[ali @222badd]

i rlly fuck w him so i’m just never gonna go thru that phone #bird

[Jazzman @Jamie6lack]

Something for everyone

[vic @CountOnVic]

3 albums is insane how am I supposed to learn all them lyrics in one day

[eliz @eliza___v]

girlhood

[bonnie @fwrosting]

you could be dying at the function and some bitch would pull out her canon g7x

[DrakeAligned @DrakeAligned]

valid honestly

[Cat 🖤 @KittyBombBee]

My vibrator died now I’m gonna have to use my gun

[cle’hoe @baldingclit]

he pulled my panties to the side & some of his pc parts fell out

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when the outfit you had planned doesn't come out how you wanted and now you are about to be late

[sine. @sneminaj]

Being kissed while you're asleep is one of the most purest forms of love

[deertgirl @deertgurl]

"your gf has u on a leash"

yeah and i bark for treats too

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

If i ever get hit by a car ima get up and run away bc that’s mad embarrassing