Lil Sweet Potato

the smoker you drink, the player you get

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Every time you go to the doctor, you take care of the copay at the desk, and then eventually you still get a bill and you pay it, and then a little later you get an email that’s like, “We thought things over and you actually should give us a little more money.”

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Before we looksmax we have to personality bare minimum

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

“hey dude, how’s it going?”
yeah pretty good, i’ve started to get this kind of gnawing dread every time i throw a little piece of plastic in the bin and i vividly visualise billions of people doing the exact same thing for decades but other than that pretty good, how about you?

[jack @fkajack]

lady gaga singing with bad bunny and jigglypuff in one night this bitch cool with everybody

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

Hitler getting rejected from art school moment

[g a b y @gabydvj]

my super bowl party full of women was shocked appalled and terrified by the backstreet boys karaoke coinbase ad. textbook example of scaring the hoes. you people should be ashamed of your yourselves

[chompy gigante 🎃💜 #caitvi @omgchomp]

so like is anything going to happen from the worst information i’ve ever read in my life coming out or does literally nothing matter at all

[Nina 🐈‍⬛ @sapphicnightowl]

The sexual violence revealed in the Epstein files isn't satanic or demonic, it is PATRIARCHAL. The reality of patriarchy is more violent and depraved than any mythological conception of evil, and it isn't religious conspiracy theorists that have been vindicated, but feminists

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

i’m really easy to rage bait bc wtf are you talking about and why are you saying it to me

[꩜ @laylology]

Every CVS has its own unique energy that's powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual

[Chris Mowrey @chrisdmowrey]

95% of sales volume was what

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

she's gonna be our generation's jackie kennedy we're all gonna get the bob

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

the idea of being a nepo baby because you’re a drag queen and your parents own a moderately successful greek restaurant in durham

[🏊‍♀️ @guess_what_mimi]

I love how advocating for yourself in the workplace always makes you feel like you’re gonna get fired

[kendall @internetfairie]

stop bothering me or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but I can tell you are not yet aware of

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

Giving ICE Agents student loan forgiveness is like giving Stephen Miller a comb

[Grace @gracecamille_]

the most effective method of deradicalization is going outside

[g @34rths]

I don't feel particularly proud of myself But I have a job and at least three friends so Girl whatever

[Thomas Hern @ThomasMHern]

DANA BASH: "There were 58 Democrats who voted against a Charlie Kirk resolution, you were one, why?"

JASMINE CROCKETT: "One of the things I do want to point out that's not been laid out, that honestly hurts my heart, is when I saw the no votes, there were only two Caucasians."